#1
Hai Pit.

So I thought of an idea for a thread, where you challenge a band to do something. It could be negative:

I challenge DragonForce to not fail [olololololol]

Or postitive:

I challenge Foo Fighters to not be the greatest rock band ever.

Some could be legitimate. Challenging a band to follow up a great album with an even greater one, if it could be done or not.

You can whine about bands.

I challenge Pop Evil to write a radio song that's NOT in Drop D in D minor.

[The above challenge is mine. Is legit.]

Etc. This could fail. Some could like it.

Don't be as outrightly stupid as my DragonForce example, we don't need pointless band bashing.
#3
Quote by StewieSwan
Dragonforce not failing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WtWpjqqdY

This is a stupid idea

*reported*
Are you kidding me?
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#5
I challenge TS to not make stupid threads

*rpt'd*
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#6
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Are you kidding me?



Wow you're so cool. You don't even have to watch it to know it fails. Teach me to be as open-minded as you.
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#7
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I challenge TS to not make stupid threads

*rpt'd*

I challenge the pit to get rid of whiny bitches.
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#8
even changing the name to "I challenge thee" will not save this thread

TS is unfunny
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#9
I challenge Paramore to commit suicide

......****ing bastards


I also challenge Sylosis to make easier solo's so i can learn some
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#10
I'm actually fairly impressed with that DragonForce video .

I challenge Opeth's next album to be more like Ghost Reveries than Watershed.

It was the only task I would undertake...

I P R O G
...to reap the harvest that was mine


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#12
Quote by padgea7x
I challenge Paramore to commit suicide

......****ing bastards


I also challenge Sylosis to make easier solo's so i can learn some


Noooooonononononono.
Even aside from the obvious "Hayley is pretty" reason, I'm not the biggest Paramore fan, but I'd rather have Paramore than Mariana's Trench, Ten Second Epic, Simple Plan and/or Stereos.
Paramore have some pretty solid songs imo.
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I challenge the pit to get rid of whiny bitches.


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#14
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Noooooonononononono.
Even aside from the obvious "Hayley is pretty" reason, I'm not the biggest Paramore fan, but I'd rather have Paramore than Mariana's Trench, Ten Second Epic, Simple Plan and/or Stereos.
Paramore have some pretty solid songs imo.


Agreed, but also Hayley Williams is friggen hot...
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#15

Lol at senseless reporting going on in this thread.
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Last edited by jimmyled at Dec 10, 2009,
#17
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I'm actually fairly impressed with that DragonForce video .

I challenge Opeth's next album to be more like Ghost Reveries than Watershed.

Why on earth, Watershed is AWESOME
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#18
I challenge Zakk Wylde to write a song without using pinch-harmonics.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#19
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Noooooonononononono.
Even aside from the obvious "Hayley is pretty" reason, I'm not the biggest Paramore fan, but I'd rather have Paramore than Mariana's Trench, Ten Second Epic, Simple Plan and/or Stereos.
Paramore have some pretty solid songs imo.



I'm a fan of their first, also Riot! But they can **** their new album....

Fine, I'll re-phrase my challenge:
I challenge paramore to kill Hayley Williams and get a **** ugly singer who has the exact same voice as Hayley........see how much fans they'd have then
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
Quote by padgea7x
I'm a fan of their first, also Riot! But they can **** their new album....

Fine, I'll re-phrase my challenge:
I challenge paramore to kill Hayley Williams and get a **** ugly singer who has the exact same voice as Hayley........see how much fans they'd have then


Don't kill Hayley. =[

And ugly singer or not, I'd still not be able to get Ignorance out of my head. DAMN THAT CATCHY SONG.
#21
Quote by The^Unforgiven
Why on earth, Watershed is AWESOME

Their best is definitely Damnation, followed closely by Blackwater Park. Watershed is one of their weakest albums, although it's great.
I challenge Opeth to suck.
I challenge Robert Plant to sell out. Oh...
I challenge Opeth to join Porcupine Tree for a worldwide tour together (that'd would be the best show ever, probably!).
Last edited by jimmyled at Dec 10, 2009,
#22
Quote by StewieSwan
Wow you're so cool. You don't even have to watch it to know it fails. Teach me to be as open-minded as you.
Actually I did watch it. All the way through. Now you look like an idiot. And I try to be as open minded as I can be, but when bands make those.....noises at the beginning, instant fail right there. And the guy who print-screened Sam makes a good point too.
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#23
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Don't kill Hayley. =[

And ugly singer or not, I'd still not be able to get Ignorance out of my head. DAMN THAT CATCHY SONG.



I hate that song on so many levels, I'm just in a bad mood today sorry?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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Actually I did watch it. All the way through. Now you look like an idiot. And I try to be as open minded as I can be, but when bands make those.....noises at the beginning, instant fail right there. And the guy who print-screened Sam makes a good point too.



Interesting how you can watch a 6 and a half minute video in 2 minutes. And if I remember right, you're the guy who claims screaming takes no talent at all and that it's just noise. Yeah, really open-minded.
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#26
I challenge Lars to be innovative with his beats.
I challenge Kerry and Jeff to write decent solos.
I challenge Killswitch Engage to break from the formula.
I challenge Lazarus A.D. to make me not headbang.
I challenge Nile to not blow my mind.
I challenge Paganini to not own on violin and write decent symphonies.
I challenge Paul Gilbert to be cocky.
I challenge Yngwie Malmsteen to not photoshop his next album cover and actually lose some weight and not be cocky and maybe even write good song.

I don't see this thread going too far beyond these.... Unless users start responding to challenges.
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#27
Quote by Led Pepplin
Actually I did watch it. All the way through. Now you look like an idiot. And I try to be as open minded as I can be, but when bands make those.....noises at the beginning, instant fail right there. And the guy who print-screened Sam makes a good point too.

The point here is that they performed the song very well live. And printscreening artists =/= lack of legitimacy in the real word nor does making noises with a patch on the keyboard. Some of Jordan Rudess' solos sound like that, but we don't suddenly go like "fail". So yes, stop adhering to the whole "dragonfarce fail" thing. Be a bit more open-minded.
#28
Quote by StewieSwan
Dragonforce not failing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WtWpjqqdY

This is a stupid idea

*reported*

Beginning sounded pretty chaotic and crappy, but that's the way the song is written, not their playing. It got better as it went on.
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#29
Quote by StewieSwan
Interesting how you can watch a 6 and a half minute video in 2 minutes. And if I remember right, you're the guy who claims screaming takes no talent at all and that it's just noise. Yeah, really open-minded.
I knew there was a reason your comment seemed so aggressive.

Also, I was still watching the video whilst I made my first post. Why are you bashing me for something you brought to the thread? Which you then senselessly reported.
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#31
I challenge Attack! Attack! to be serious musicians who make serious music
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#32
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I challenge Attack! Attack! to be serious musicians who make serious music

I believe you are referring to Attack Attack!

Attack! Attack! are another band entirely.
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#34
I challenge August Burns Red to write a song that's not in C minor.
I challenge Blessthefall to write a second song that's not in D minor.
I challenge The Human Abstract to get a new vocalist that's actually as good as Nathan.
I challenge Slayer to write a song in a scale. Chromatic doesn't count.
I challenge Protest The Hero to perform sober.
I challenge my own band to find a guitarist that can actually keep up with me, even though I don't think I'm all that awesome.
I challenge The Devil Wears Prada to write a song that's not in the minor key of whatever note they are drop tuned to at the moment, with a chorus in the relative mixolydian mode, not that I think they know what that means.
I challenge Iwrestledabearonce to take themselves seriously.
I should stop now.
#36
Quote by The^Unforgiven
Why on earth, Watershed is AWESOME

It is indeed, but nothing compares to Ghost Reveries, in my opinion. Ghost of Perdition, Baying of the Hounds, and Reverie / Harlequin Forest are too amazing.

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I challenge Opeth to join Porcupine Tree for a worldwide tour together (that'd would be the best show ever, probably!).

That would be too much awesomeness.

It was the only task I would undertake...

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...to reap the harvest that was mine


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#37
I challenge the Pit not to follow bandwagon stereotypes
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