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and I'm having a conflict within myself on weather I should return it, or keep it. If I do decide to keep it, is there anyway that the owner can track where it's at?
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Quote by Striped_Monkey5
and I'm having a conflict within myself on weather I should return it, or keep it. If I do decide to keep it, is there anyway that the owner can track where it's at?



There is not anyway they can track it, unless they are a magical wizard.
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#4
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There is not anyway they can track it, unless they are a magical wizard.


Since when do non-magical wizards exist?

I haven't met any yet .
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#5
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There is not anyway they can track it, unless they are a magical wizard.

You know, they make an app for that.
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#6
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
and I'm having a conflict within myself on weather I should return it, or keep it. If I do decide to keep it, is there anyway that the owner can track where it's at?



You should return it then pick up a book.
#7
Of course he can track it, didn't you get the memo? Oh yeah, you didn't. Because you didn't have an Ipod touch at that time.
#9
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Since when do non-magical wizards exist?

I haven't met any yet .


I have. They generally have degrees in math...
#10
Return it dude, imagine if that was yours. You'd go crazy trying to find it.
No means maybe
#12
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You know, they make an app for that.


But what good is an app that tracks your ipod, if you need the ipod to use the app?

And where did you find it?
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#14
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But what good is an app that tracks your ipod, if you need the ipod to use the app?

And where did you find it?

It was a play on the apple commercials "whatever you need, there's an app for it" except tracking your lost ipod touch
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#15
return it, plug it into your computer first, so you can maybe get their account id for Apple and track them down that way.
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#16
Selling stolen iPods: There's an app for that.
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#17
1: find out who the owner is
2a: if the owner is a hot chick, proceed to step 3.
2b: if the owner is a guy/ugly chick, keep the iPod
3: contact the hot girl and give her back her iPod, she'll be gratefull
4:?????
5: PROFIT
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#18
I found it on the floor of the lunch room. There's alot of nickelback on it...
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#19
Is this a mirror thread? It feels like a mirror thread.
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Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I found it on the floor of the lunch room. There's alot of nickelback on it...


nvm, don't give it back, the owner does not deserve it.
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#21
Return it back.

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#22
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I found it on the floor of the lunch room. There's alot of nickelback on it...

Push a wooden stake through its screen!!!
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#23
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anyway hand it in somewhere - you'd want someone to do the same for you if you'd lose yours

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#24
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I found it on the floor of the lunch room. There's alot of nickelback on it...

Return it, most likely it's a girl because of the Nickelback. You may get your dick sucked. First, plug it into your computer to find out what their id is, like someone said earlier.
#25
As much as I hate Chad Kroeger, you should give that iPod touch back. As has been said, an iPod touch is a waste of your productive time. Do you want to fall deeper into the chasm of mediocrity that lies at the heart of dependence on useless technology?
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#26
Quote by Dawnwalker
Return it back.



I was just watching this, epic win.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#27
I found pics, I know whos it is now... So there's no way to track it?
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#28
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
So there's no way to track it?


Goddamnit. Did you hear what I and countless others have been saying?
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#29
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I found pics, I know whos it is now... So there's no way to track it?


A.K.A. the owner is not a hot chick.
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#30
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I found pics, I know whos it is now... So there's no way to track it?


That depends on a few factors.

1) How rich said person is
2) Whether said person is or is not a douche
3) If there is any chance they will see said iPod and recognise it
4) How much you know them
5) Whether you every want to become mates with them/are mates with them
6) Whether or not you want to have sex with them


Your decision.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#31
Return it, asshole.
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#32
I don't know the kid, nor do I plan on it. I don't bring my electronics to school, then leave them on the lunch room floor, and the kid is an ass
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#33
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I don't know the kid, nor do I plan on it. I don't bring my electronics to school, then leave them on the lunch room floor, and the kid is an ass


Define ass. Is he a chav?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I don't know the kid, nor do I plan on it. I don't bring my electronics to school, then leave them on the lunch room floor, and the kid is an ass


D'yoo hear what we said, boy?

Unless the kid is Chad Kroeger's spawn, you gib back.
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#35
Quote by Contraband
As much as I hate Chad Kroeger, you should give that iPod touch back. As has been said, an iPod touch is a waste of your productive time. Do you want to fall deeper into the chasm of mediocrity that lies at the heart of dependence on useless technology?

Aww come on man I dislike apple in general but the ipod touch is kinda nice...
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#36
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I don't know the kid, nor do I plan on it. I don't bring my electronics to school, then leave them on the lunch room floor, and the kid is an ass

Give it back, I can't believe you even have to think about this.
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#37
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Give it back, I can't believe you even have to think about this.


Shh, he might get caught and get into more shit. Maybe the corridor shitter'll be after him.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#38
Quote by Morid
Delete Nickelback off there and give it back...


Best idea so far.
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#39
keep. he dont deserve it. millions of youth are being made more retarded by nickelback. do you want to contribute to that? lol
#40
Quote by Striped_Monkey5
I don't know the kid, nor do I plan on it. I don't bring my electronics to school, then leave them on the lunch room floor, and the kid is an ass


Yes, but if you keep something that doesn't belong to you, you will also be an ass.
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