Hey, Thom Yorke here. I just wanted to let everyone know that Jonny Greenwood is dead. I walked in on him butt-****ing with Rip Taylor, but they didn't stop. Rip was destroying Jonny's tiny ass-hole, and wasn't showing any signs of slowing down. Jonny died 2 days later in a local hospital from internal bleeding.
Why would you report me? I'm actually Thom Yorke, and my good friend Jonny Greenwood is actually dead.
you don't have poor enough spelling to actually be thom. plus, you are missing all the wAckKy caPiTALIzatiOn things that he does.