#1
I recently saw this list:

Quote by Some Facebook group
26 Things To Do In an Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let
the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they
can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,
they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have
new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!"




I was wondering what The Pit could add to the list.

My additions:

Wait until the elevator is crowded, then begin calmly taking off your clothes.
Sing Christmas songs loudly and off-key.
Slowly turn in circles while returning the stare of anybody who looks at you.


Your turn!
#2
Do an elevator pose. That way, when you arrive at your destination an the door opens, the people on the other side will complimented with a cool elevator pose.
#4
Dance to the music.
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#5
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Dance to the music.
I don't think I've ever been in an elevator that actually had elevator music; my life is incomplete.
#8
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I don't think I've ever been in an elevator that actually had elevator music; my life is incomplete.


Same
#10
bring friends and play duck, duck, goose
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#12
Quote by herby190
I don't think I've ever been in an elevator that actually had elevator music; my life is incomplete.


Bring a boombox and make your own elevator music.

I find that the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack works the best.
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#13
Quote by itchy guitar
Bring a boombox and make your own elevator music.

I find that the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack works the best.
Or, bring amps, guitars, and an electronic drumset (or acoustic, depending on the size of the elevator), and play Eye of The Tiger over and over.
#14
Get out your phone and go to the pit.
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#15
Why wasn't take a diarrhoea shit all over the walls there like on that security video of the guy stuck in the lift?
#16
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Why wasn't take a diarrhoea shit all over the walls there like on that security video of the guy stuck in the lift?

Because not everyone immediately thinks of ass-juice.
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#17
Let all of it out right now
And expose every inch in front of them
This isn't coincidence
there's no such
thing
#18
Turn around and just stare at everybody. Somebody did that to me once and it was EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
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#20
Apart from the obvious go up/down,

you can stay in an elevator the whole time and say "I don't get it, why won't I go in the sky? Why the **** can Charlie bucket do it and I can't?!"
#21
I did an experiment like this for a social psych project. I can remember doing the following:

1) sitting down for the ride
2) keep pressing the door open button even when everyone is onboard (I angered a person with this one)
3) get in a fight with boyfriend over cell phone in elevator
4) hit on the person in the elevator
5) dance
6) pick a fight
7) fake an anxiety attack
8) if the person makes conversation, be as rude as possible

It was fun!
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#24
Quote by sam b
Wait patiently and quietly for your floor, before getting out.


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#25
Think about what you need to pick up from the store that will compliment the dinner you are having that evening.

Recite pi in your head to a desired decimal.
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#29
After a person enters the elevator, show them a paper sign that says "Out of Service" and say "Why would anyone but a piece of paper on the elevator doors?"
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#30
Every time the elevator stops at a floor shout out " ting " loudly.
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#31
Quote by maidenfan15
Turn around and just stare at everybody. Somebody did that to me once and it was EXTREMELY uncomfortable.




This.

It's always hilarious when a loud group of people come into the elevator and then stop talking due to the silence.
#34
Jump just before the elevator starts moving downwards. Awesome airtime.
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#37
face the wrong way and when the rear of the elevator doesnt open...

go nuts!
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#38
Option #1 Jump just before it gets up or down to the floor it's going to next, i do, be like me.
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#39
if it's just you and another person on the elevator, proceed to fart loudly then blame it on the other person
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