#1
i went to visit my dad at his work today and he decided it would be cool to spraypaint my beard the color red. My beard is not beard quality, but it has more of a consistency of prepubescent pubic hair. It is known as the pube beard. It is basically what im known for.


please ignore the acne.
so what do you guys think? i dont know the side effects of the spraypaint and hair combination. i can only hope that my ****ing sensitive skin wont break out any more.

I'm basically sniffing paint constantly until i get my pube beared cut off. i really dont want to though. so ima keep it for now.

also you can shoop the **** out of this
#5
the paint shouldnt be that bad for hair. It may stay or come out when you wash it, I dunno. I wouldn't cut it though (red or not looks awesome)

PS: I have the same thing (but it is about a half inch long and stays pretty flat against me)
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#6
it was a tribute to dime. ive tried to die it using real hair dye but my beard is too puby for it to be visible. just looks kinda goldish.
and its a lot more visible in real life.
#7
Bad idea. Spray paint is pretty toxic stuff so you don't want to put that anywhere that close to your respiratory system. Just dye it with a product that was actually designed for hair.

In fact, one of the Darwin Award nominees this year is a robber who spraypainted his entire face black instead of using a mask... he ****ing died from constantly inhaling vapors. You may survive if it's just your beard, but it's still a really bad idea.
#8
Can't you atleast trim that beard...? No offense but the pube kind of beards are pretty much the worst kind of beards there are. Actually, scratch "pretty much".
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#9
How old are you? Your beard looks like it grows long but it's patchy.
Grow one less patchy, unless those are permanent patches and you're old enough to get the full beard you'll have (if that makes sense), and then dye it.
#10
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
How old are you? Your beard looks like it grows long but it's patchy.
Grow one less patchy, unless those are permanent patches and you're old enough to get the full beard you'll have (if that makes sense), and then dye it.

im 17

i agree with kensai even though hes being an asshole about it, if i shave my beard it will probably grow back fuller. but i dont want to cut it because i look like a retarded bird with no facial hair.
#12
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Shaving it is the only way it'll grow more fully I'm afraid.

completely untrue, just so you know
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Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#13
Quote by QAZAR
im 17

i agree with kensai even though hes being an asshole about it, if i shave my beard it will probably grow back fuller. but i dont want to cut it because i look like a retarded bird with no facial hair.

I'm just trying to be helpful. Alot of you teens think any beard is cool, but if it look like pubes it's not.

Trim it or shave it, if you're worried about looking weird well... you're way past that stage.
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#17
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Then what's another way for it to come out more fully and not uneven or patchy?

The fact that as you get older, more hair grows on your face.
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Buckcherry
The Answer

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#18
You're a pirate in disguise. I was able to deduce this by using the very best in forensic science. This is the finished product.


#19
^F*ck I actually kind of look like that.
Am I a pirate?

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The fact that as you get older, more hair grows on your face.


Oh yeah, of course. That's why I asked his age.
#21
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^F*ck I actually kind of look like that.
Am I a pirate?


Oh yeah, of course. That's why I asked his age.

Yarr
#25
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
^F*ck I actually kind of look like that.
Am I a pirate?


Oh yeah, of course. That's why I asked his age.

but still, shaving=/=fuller beard
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The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
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StoneRider
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Buckcherry
The Answer

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#27
Quote by archangels666
Just as a friendly warning, that "beard" is a shame to beards everywhere.

You'd probably be better off just getting rid of it.

i know. i look more retarded without it though, and it looks good from a distance.

im probly gonna shave it after the 20th because i wanna see what it does until then.

EDIT: Somebody shoop the pubes off my face. wanna see what it looks like
Last edited by QAZAR at Dec 10, 2009,
#28
Quote by QAZAR
im 17

i agree with kensai even though hes being an asshole about it, if i shave my beard it will probably grow back fuller. but i dont want to cut it because i look like a retarded bird with no facial hair.

Yeah, and now you look like a retarded kid with spraypaint on his face. I think I know which one I'd pick.

Shaving does not cause hair to come back thicker, by the way. That's a myth that moms tell their teenage sons so that the kids will get rid of their crustaches. Time makes facial hair come in thicker. I'm 19, and mine gets thicker by the month.
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#29
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but still, shaving=/=fuller beard


Eh. It helped my beard.

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#30
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It's barely visible. Is it a tribute to Dimebag?

Precisely what I thought.
#31
haha dude i have the exact same problem you have, i have a pube beard also. but mine is just two patches on the left and right side of my chin, so in fact it actually looks like two hairy balls, exactly like this picture

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#33
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Eh. It helped my beard.

No. It Didn't. The time during which you were shaving helped it. I am sorry but you are completely delusional.

also, the jack sparrow pic was very awesome.

EDIT: but that better be your acutual hair (which I suspect it isnt)
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The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
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Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Dec 10, 2009,
#34
Quote by Aerokizzombie
No. It Didn't. The time during which you were shaving helped it. I am sorry but you are completely delusional.

also, the jack sparrow pic was very awesome


Ahaha. I think I know what it is.
I just shaved it all the time until I was 18. I started growing a beard then.
I skipped most of the patchy phase.

But I don't know how to react to this post. A burn and a praise in one post?
Are you biposter?


EDIT: No the braids/dreads/whatever are not. I do have pretty long hair though but you can't see it in any of my UG pics.
Last edited by Pagan_Poetry at Dec 10, 2009,
#35
i'd say shave, if you want an acutal beard you have to let it grow in more
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#36
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#37
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Ahaha. I think I know what it is.
I just shaved it all the time until I was 18. I started growing a beard then.
I skipped most of the patchy phase.

But I don't know how to react to this post. A burn and a praise in one post?
Are you biposter?


EDIT: No the braids/dreads/whatever are not. I do have pretty long hair though but you can't see it in any of my UG pics.

insult was more joking.

anyway, the edit takes away a little from the awesomness of the pic (even though I expected them to be fake)
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#38
Quote by Aerokizzombie
insult was more joking.

anyway, the edit takes away a little from the awesomness of the pic (even though I expected them to be fake)


Ahaha I know.
And yeah, sorry to be a buzzkill. You can get the hat, bandana, and hair all together as one. I got it when I went to Disney World a few years ago.