#1
I googled ordained online and this site came up:

http://www.themonastery.org/

I filled in all the details and it said I was now a reverend, qualified to perform marriages,baptisims and funerals.
Is this for real or is the site just looking for money?

Becoming a reverend is free, but if you want any hard
evidence that will stand up in
court (thats how the site words it), you have to pay for them to mail it to you.

Im thinking about paying for it, cos its a good story to tell the grandchildren.

Any ideas?
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay
#3
Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#5
How much is it?
Cause if its like 20 bucks lost, it wouldn't be too bad.
I'd go for it if it was cheap.
#6
Its real, and awesome. I was gonna a couple of months ago but didnt feel like it.

http://hairreligion.tripod.com/info.htm
^my religion, lead by minister Erik, ordained by the ULC
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#7
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You sort of need to go to seminary first, brah.

He's fucking god man!
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#8
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How much is it?
Cause if its like 20 bucks lost, it wouldn't be too bad.
I'd go for it if it was cheap.


Its around the $20 mark, or about £10-£15 where im from, which isnt that big a deal considering that I have the argument that I have God on my side whenever I find myself backed into a corner in any argument.

(BTW, im athiest but find it kinda funny that you can buy a religious position of power, which is pretty much the biggest reason for wanting to do it).
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay
#9
Hell, you might as well go for it. It would be funny if one of your friends was gettin' married and you wed them.
One more thing for the grandkids.
#10
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Hell, you might as well go for it. It would be funny if one of your friends was gettin' married and you wed them.
One more thing for the grandkids.



Nice, Ill do it in the morning when im sober, I can always rely on the pit to help me in times of need!
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay
#11
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Its around the $20 mark, or about £10-£15 where im from, which isnt that big a deal considering that I have the argument that I have God on my side whenever I find myself backed into a corner in any argument.

(BTW, im athiest but find it kinda funny that you can buy a religious position of power, which is pretty much the biggest reason for wanting to do it).

You could preside over the "Get E-married here" thread and make a killing.
Go for it.
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#13
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Hooray I'm a Reverend too!


Welcome to the clergy brother, let us pray

Oh father...

We should totally make a church of ordained reverends who are athiests!

EDIT: Haha, just learnt that to go through college and become ardained it can cost close to £100,000, suckers!!!
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay
Last edited by Malakian=God at Dec 10, 2009,
#16
I heard about a lot of English teachers in Japan losing their jobs due to the economy and become reverend online.
Apparently they make a lot more money than teaching and there is a high demand.

It did cross my mind but I'm atheist and it doesn't really seem moral to do it.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#17
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I need to ask him what God's like in bed then.

looks like fapping to me.
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