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#5
Meh, that video reminds me of Saturday Night Live humor.

Just meh.

It would be great if that douchebag who keeps posting the Pear every night was IP Banned or something, though.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#11
I prefer a girl dropping dome as opposed to a hand job. I've never had a girl get me off using her hand.
#12
oh god his shorts
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Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


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Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#14
ask kensai's dad.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#15
Quote by StewieSwan
What are you searching? O_o


Nothing actually. I was on collegehumor.com and it was one of their hotlinks of the day.
#16
I pierce the lids of hard to open jars in order to break the vacuum, thereby making the easy to open.
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-George Washington
#19
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I pierce the lids of hard to open jars in order to break the vacuum, thereby making the easy to open.



TEH MOAR U KNOW!!!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#23
That's two Handjobs! for under 5 bucks! You can't beat it!


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My knight in shining armor.

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I like you sir. I would like to congratulate you on how awesome you are. You make me think that there is hope for humanity yet.

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#26
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I pierce the lids of hard to open jars in order to break the vacuum, thereby making the easy to open.


I use a bottle-opener to lift the side of the lid, it's better because it makes it easy to open and you can re-use the jar without having the risk of it leaking.

Also, @ second 47 in the vid.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#27
Quote by hawttieblonde69
I just heard the word handjob so many times, I'm confused as to whether or not that's actually what that sex act is called...

well,let me assure you, IT IS.
Classical Guitarist
#28
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I prefer a girl dropping dome as opposed to a hand job. I've never had a girl get me off using her hand.

You're going to love puberty.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#29
*waits for kensai to text his father*
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- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#30
That made me laugh, thanks daytripper75.
Edit:


Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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Last edited by metalmouth22 at Dec 10, 2009,
#31
i'd love a handjob
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#34
Handjobs suck. Why let some bint clumsily yank you when you know the best way to hold your dick...

Now if only I get my head a few inches closer...
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

But damn does whisky rule
#35
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I pierce the lids of hard to open jars in order to break the vacuum, thereby making the easy to open.
I use my MASCULINE GRIP!
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#36
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#40
lol @ the champagne part.

I don't need this shit, I just use my shirt.
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