#2
I did exactly that, only my heroin got stolen and I killed someone instead of telling on them.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#4
There was that one episode of Cops where the woman was like "bitch stole my money, she was supposed to sell me crack!" And the other woman goes "I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute."
#5
Quote by Survivalism
There was that one episode of Cops where the woman was like "bitch stole my money, she was supposed to sell me crack!" And the other woman goes "I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute."

Of the about 5 episodes I've watched, that happened to be one that was great
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#8
Quote by crazy8rgood
Wow, people are morons, aren't they?

Who else are we supposed to call?
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#10
Quote by sticksause




Best ****ing quote ever:
Quote by shreder666
Damn, I got pretty high and got a massive headache. Decided I needed to cure it by getting even higher. Now I don't have a headache and I'm ****ing high and I'm gonna ****ing play the guitar. **** yes.
#16
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I am deeply offended that you left the black guy out.


He didn't, he's standing in the back.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#17
Quote by Wells-Zeppelin
He didn't, he's standing in the back.

..Stealing stuff.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#18
Quote by Ur all $h1t
..Stealing stuff.


Yeah exactly, his buddies wallets.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#21
Officers, someone stole my collection of underage Thai lady-boys! I wasn't using them, I tried one once and didn't really like it.
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#23
Quote by Waffleguy
Why doesn't it surprise me that he lives in the netherlands...


Because it was you that stole his pills?! BUUUSTTEEEEED
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#24
Quote by Yakult
Officers, someone stole my collection of underage Thai lady-boys! I wasn't using them, I tried one once and didn't really like it.




Yeah, that guy was stupid, I'd have called a rival dealer and made up some stuff about trying to move in on his territory. Starting gang wars is awesome.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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