#1
Wow this is probably the best metal related book ever.YES!!!
Theirs recipes from tons of metal and proto metal bands.Hell even Chris Reifert from Autopsy has one! Definately what i'm asking for christmas.
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#3
I don't get it. are the recipes super unique and special or something? or is it normal food, but they just change the names to be gr1m and kvlt?
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#4
hahah probably. I love how this book is all legit metal as well. They got ****ing Blasphemy to do a recipe. I'm so stoked on this book! And it's basicly just a bunch of recipes that the band members submitted. It's pretty much just a novelty for metalheads who want to be able to cook so pretty basic but good food.
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#6
I'm disappointed that Cryptopsy isn't included. What does Lord Worm eat?
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#7
mmm i have a feeling it's because they went core. I see no core bands in the list. Lord Worm just eats the tequila worm i would assume. That Sadistik Exekution pie looks intense haha
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#8
It sucks that Mille from Kreator didn't get included, I'd love to have some vegan recipes to try out.
#9
After The Bombs did a vegan recipe!!
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#10

Do the bands actually cook these stuff or do they just lend their name to the dish?

I have a hard time believing that King Ov Hell cooks Spicy Shrimp Wok. I've gotta get one of these. Wanna try out some Eyehategod food.
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#11
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After The Bombs did a vegan recipe!!

Oh cool, good to know that stuff like that got included too since it's usually not considered to be "metal".
#12
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Oh cool, good to know that stuff like that got included too since it's usually not considered to be "metal".

I'll go ahead and +1 this.
#13
Veganism is more punk/grind imo
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#15
My mom's birthday is in 4 days. I think I'll get her this book as a gift in addition to whatever I'll get her. I do this in the hopes that someday, a mother will give her child a pie for lunch with a pentagram on it.

"Here Billy. Harness the energies that dwell deep within the luscious filling of this desolate manifestation of Gaahl himself. Look not long and hard for the black creations of morbidity."

"Love you, mum"

"Don't worry, Billy. Your seed will impregnate the likes of a worthy and ghoulish young virgin in due time."
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#16
Something tells me that Electric Wizard's recipe is awesome.
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#17
I would laugh if some band's recipe was how to make edibles
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The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

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#19
A quick lesson in philosophy: Your personal point of view creates reality.

You say "Probably just some pot brownies..."

I say "HELL YES, SPACE CAKES!!!"

You see how I made reality just a bit more awesome?
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#20
who doesn't say ""HELL YES, SPACE CAKES!!!" when hearing the words pot brownies?
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
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#21
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A quick lesson in philosophy: Your personal point of view creates reality.

You say "Probably just some pot brownies..."

I say "HELL YES, SPACE CAKES!!!"

You see how I made reality just a bit more awesome?


Point taken.

*ahem*

HELL YES, SPACE CAKES!!!

That's more like it.
#22
Good lad.

Commence discussion of music-related cuisine.
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#23
You changed your whole post. Now what I originally said was out of context.

I love edibles!
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The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

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#24
That's just how I roll, James.
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#25
Abigail, Abscess, Accept, After the Bombs, Alcoholic Rites, Amebix, Anthrax, Anvil, Armored Saint, Arphaxat, Atomizer, Autopsy, Bastardator, Bëehler, Blackfire, Blasphemy, Brutal Truth, Budgie, Bulldozer, Cauldron, Children of Technology, Control Denied, Countess, Cruachan, Dantesco, Deadmask, Death, Death SS, Deiphago, Denial of God, Desolation Angels, Destruction, Devastation, Dissection, Doro, Dusk, Electric Wizard, Elixir, Envenom, Exciter, Eyehategod, Faustcoven, Funerot, Goat Horn, Gorgoroth, Grimorium Verum, Gwar, Hidden Hand, Holocausto, Impaler, Inepsy, Judas Priest, Killers, Kreator, Lamp of Thoth, L’Impero Delle Ombre, Lord Vicar, Mantak, Master, Master’s Hammer, Mayhem, Melechesh, Messiah, Midnight, Minotaur, Mortal Sin, Mütiilation, Necromantia, Necrosadist, Nuclear Assault, Obituary, Obscurity, Orodruin, Pagan Altar, Pentagram, Piledriver, Possessed, Procession, Repulsion, Reverend Bizarre, Rigor Mortis, Rotting Christ, Sadistik Exekution, Saint Vitus, Sepultura, Shackles, Sigh, Sir Lord Baltimore, Skyforger, Slaughter, S.O.D., Spirit Caravan, Stiny Plamenu, Tankard, Thanatos, The Gates of Slumber, The Obsessed, The Rods, Lord Weird Slough Feg, Thin Lizzy, Toxic Holocaust, Trench Hell, Trouble, Tygers of Pan Tang, U.D.O.. Uriah Heep, Warlock, Warpig, Weapon, Wino, Witchfynde, Witchtrap, Xibalba, and Zemial.

Some list of bands! Dont think id buy it though, I dont buy cookbooks regularly, let alone from metal musicians.....what possessed them to make a book like this I wonder.
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#26
Do want Deiphago pork and Amebix prawn bisque.
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#27
Needs more black metal cooking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hr9RgrdUk
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#28
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After The Bombs are made of win and awesome!!

Fixed.

I'll probably pick this up. I cook alot and enjoy trying new shit.
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#30
This isn't new...

There's been a book like this by the Wacken guys for ages... it was all in German tho I guess
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#31
I'm planning on buying this to try out cooking. I also really want that apron...i'm aware of how girly that sounds.
#32
Does anybody here with some quasi-culinary skills own this and know if it's any good? I suspect it's more of a gimmick than anything, but I am intrigued.

EDIT: Also, just wanna say that for whatever it's worth, they picked a really kick-ass list of bands for this thing.
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#33
I don't give a **** about the food, I just want to see what people in the bands I listen to eat
#34
Quote by Riffmast
Wow this is probably the best metal related book ever.YES!!!
Theirs recipes from tons of metal and proto metal bands.Hell even Chris Reifert from Autopsy has one! Definately what i'm asking for christmas.



My girlfriend's gettin one of these for Antichristmas

*They mention Mayhem on the site. Is there a recipe for brains in there?
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