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What would it be?


I would have to go with a black bear. Ain't nobody breaking into your damn house with one of these sitting on the couch, eatin' Ben and Jerry's ice cream and shit;

#5
A rattlesnake. It would be the best companion ever. And I could throw it at people I dislike, and it would bite them.
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#6
Otter fo sho. I'd need an indoor freshwater swimming pool but that's totally okay with me.
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#7
A flying snake. I'd carry it around on my shoulder and make it attack people I don't like.
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#9
A pikachu..
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#12
killer whales
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#14
Hyena.

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#18
A gorilla.

Anyone who breaks into my house would get gorilla raped,which I'm sure has to be like normal rape times at least 10 or 11.

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Hyena.



holy shit cool pic
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#20
i agree with a bear so i could have a big fuzzy friend to squeeze when i feel down

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#21
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The pic was cropped at first due to it not being fully loaded, and I was shocked at how racist that seemed.

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#25
Koala or Penguin.
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#28
a chimp.

It effin' ripped the face off of some chick.
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#30
Quote by btones
What would it be?


I would have to go with a black bear. Ain't nobody breaking into your damn house with one of these sitting on the couch, eatin' Ben and Jerry's ice cream and shit;


I'd love a domesticated bear. Too bad it would be a highly dangerous process that would have to take place over years and years.
#32
ape.




edit: that was just a joke. sorry if i offended anyone.

probably a koala.
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more like captaincocksucker! why i oughta!


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#40
Bears, dude. Bears.
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