#2
The jazz purist claimed his doctor had warned it was "psychologically inadvisable" for him to listen to anything that could be mistaken for mere contemporary music.

¯|(°_o)/¯
#5
Wow... and I thought UGers were musical elitists.
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#6
This is the seventh time the cops have had to deal with this complaint, and yet it's only a minor problem. Surely their concern would be diminished by now.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#7
EDIT: ^ And so the punnage begins...

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Wow... and I thought UGers were musical elitists.



We are. We all are. So are you, and you ****ing know it.

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#9
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We are. We all are. So are you, and you ****ing know it.

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#10
Quote by Dirge Humani
Really? Wish I could have a Doctorate in Batshit-Crazy Psychology


It's easy.

#12
^Love that Diploma!

Anyway. FFS. Musical elitist.
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunatly, it kills all of its pupils.
#15
Jazz these days...
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#16
I read this title and the first thing I thought of...


...was JAZZ POLICE.
breaking hearts
&
breaking guitars
#18
Quote by Kevy Absolution
I read this title and the first thing I thought of...


...was JAZZ POLICE.


Ahh Gordon Goodwin, soooo good.
#19
Quote by Dirge Humani
Pfft, that's only a Master's Degree.

This is more like it



EDIT: There, fixed.

So, is someone going to start the Ultimate-University group?
I bags Bursar.