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The jazz purist claimed his doctor had warned it was "psychologically inadvisable" for him to listen to anything that could be mistaken for mere contemporary music.

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The jazz purist claimed his doctor had warned it was "psychologically inadvisable" for him to listen to anything that could be mistaken for mere contemporary music.

Really? Wish I could have a Doctorate in Batshit-Crazy Psychology
#5
Wow... and I thought UGers were musical elitists.
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#6
This is the seventh time the cops have had to deal with this complaint, and yet it's only a minor problem. Surely their concern would be diminished by now.
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EDIT: ^ And so the punnage begins...

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Wow... and I thought UGers were musical elitists.



We are. We all are. So are you, and you ****ing know it.

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We are. We all are. So are you, and you ****ing know it.

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#10
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Really? Wish I could have a Doctorate in Batshit-Crazy Psychology


It's easy.

#12
^Love that Diploma!

Anyway. FFS. Musical elitist.
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#16
I read this title and the first thing I thought of...


...was JAZZ POLICE.
breaking hearts
&
breaking guitars
#18
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I read this title and the first thing I thought of...


...was JAZZ POLICE.


Ahh Gordon Goodwin, soooo good.
#19
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Pfft, that's only a Master's Degree.

This is more like it



EDIT: There, fixed.

So, is someone going to start the Ultimate-University group?
I bags Bursar.