#1
My cat has kept cimbing up the christmas since it was put up the other day, what can I do to deter it because it's just ruining it.
#2
Shoot it lol.


When the cat goes up the tree grab it by the neck (but not in an abusive Michael-Vick-only-with-cats way) and tell it "No!" and put it in the basement for the rest of the holidays.
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No joke that does work. When I had a cat we used to just give it a spray or two and eventually it learned. It won't learn right away though.
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#7
Yea just spray it with water, works really well.
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my old cat use to do that, not sure what we did to stop him tho...i dont have that cat anymore
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#9
Take all the insulation off of the lights, so when it touches the tree, it gets shocked.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#10
Meh she is unaffected by water, and yes ctb it does sound stupid, but my mum threatens to take the christmas tree down ¬_¬
#11
My cat crawls up halfway and then down on the other side back to the floor so I don't know what to do.
#13
hit it on the everytime it does that itll eventually get that christmas =pain
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hung it from the balcony until she swears not to do it again.
or gut some grease on the tree.

and thirdly, why the fuck do you already have your tree up already? there a re still 2 weeks till Xmas


You think thats bad, sometimes stuff goes up as early as october here.
#15
There is this phermomone stuff you can buy from pet shops that deters cats from scratching things, I am sure it works for that too. Just ask the clerk.
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You think thats bad, sometimes stuff goes up as early as october here.

Yah, mines been up since before Thanksgiving.
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These work. Spraying my cat with water stopped it from climbing up the tree.
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My cat has kept cimbing up the christmas since it was put up the other day, what can I do to deter it because it's just ruining it.


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My cat climbs up the Christmas too.
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