#1
I was watching reruns of Roseanne because I was bored (and Darlene and Dan are pretty funny), and the episode was mainly about Becky asking her mom to go on Birth Control, and it got me thinking about how I would be if I ever have kids, and when that time comes when teens start to wanna have sex, how would I treat it?

So for those of you few Pit goers who've gone through this, how did you deal with it, or if you even had to deal with anything at all?

Just some questions to specify your answers (when I say "kids", I mean when they're older like 16-19):

Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
#2
I'd make the person who wants to have sex with my son/daughter go through 1000 questions and medical checks to make sure they are right to do so and are up to a standard to be their first. And if I can't be bothered with that elaborate plan I'd just **** my son/daughter myself. But really badly so they are put off.

+1 please.
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#3
I would want my kids on the pill/using condoms until they were 18

assuming I ever have kids, that is.
#4
No
After 18
No
No. Jk, maybe a bit. But never ever do it under my roof. One thing is having sex. Another is letting me find you ontop of my daughter (if it's my boy having sex, I'll probably cheer him ) so you better get read for some good ol' karate style asswhooppin.
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#5
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
18 and you can do whatever
Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
Birth control can help regulate heavy periods, which I hear are quite painful, so yes
Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
Same as question 1
How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
Some punishment I assume
#6
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Why do you have to try to justify it? you like Roseanne its ok...

Anyway, I wouldnt be to surprised if my kids were having sex. As long as they keep it in the family its all good.
#7
Honestly I would just hope for the best. I actually never got "the talk" from my parents. I've learned about all that stuff from Sex ED, friends, and Wikipedia. (So I probably don't have the slightest clue).

I would approve of birth control, as it not only keeps children from calling me grandpa but also makes women more attracted to effeminate males. Meaning that my daughter would hopefully not date a stupid over-masculine prick and instead fall for the artsy innocent type (such as myself).
#8
If I had a daughter I'd be super controlling and not let her go out anywhere without personally escorting her myself.

If I had a son I'd castrate him and make him a Tendai monk to avoid the whole issue.
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I'd make the person who wants to have sex with my son/daughter go through 1000 questions and medical checks to make sure they are right to do so and are up to a standard to be their first. And if I can't be bothered with that elaborate plan I'd just **** my son/daughter myself. But really badly so they are put off.

+1 please.


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#11
I'd like to think that they would wait, but wouldn't stop them.
Yes
I would let them but try not to think about it.
I don't even know. Light punishment? Not allow them to have sex where I can find them?
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I'd make the person who wants to have sex with my son/daughter go through 1000 questions and medical checks to make sure they are right to do so and are up to a standard to be their first. And if I can't be bothered with that elaborate plan I'd just **** my son/daughter myself. But really badly so they are put off.

+1 please.


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#13
I wouldn't really get too involved in anything they wanted to do in that aspect, as long as they were fully aware of the ins and outs of the subject. As long as they new that if they got pregnant/someone else pregnant or some kind of STD, it was their problem. Although I'd probably buy them condoms once in a while once I found out.
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#14
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
dont see the point.

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
yes.

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
no.


How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
wouldn't punish them or anything. its a natural act, don't see a problem with it.
#15
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
If they want to wait that's fine, if not that's fine too.

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
Of course, better than having a damn baby at 16.

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
Not at all.

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
As long as they are being safe and smart about it (i.e., having sex with someone they truly care about and not just for the hell of it) I would be fine.
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#16
Real conversation - If you make me a grandfather before you finish school - you will not finish school. Had that very brief discussion with both of my boys. Well it wasn't a discussion as much as it was me threatening their lives. They have both took it to heart. I might have 20 grand kids but neither of my boys are willing to tell me.
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#17
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
No. It's up to them to decide when to start with sex, as long as they do it responsibly and safe. But i would definitely emphasize the importance of waiting untill they're 100% sure they're ready. Other than that, i'd emphasize it as a perfectly natural, but valuable and intimate expression of love that doesn't need to be rushed and can lead to a lot of problems and disappointment if not dealt with responsibly or shared with the wrong person.

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
Of course. If she's already ****ing, or might start at any given moment, then i'd want her to be able to do it safely.

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
Not at all.

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
I don't know but i guess it would depend on how old they are, whether or not they're doing it safely, how long they've been with the person they've had sex with, how i'd judge the integrity and responsibility of that person, etc. and of course how they feel about it themselves.
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yes Id let my daughter go on birth control.

sex = good

pregnancy = bad
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#21
Wait til marriage? no, not required.

birth control in the teen years? yeah, if necessary. hopefully she'd wanna wait a little longer.

mind before marriage? nah.

react? hopefully it would be a discussion about their intentions to become active. then we'd talk. I'd probably try to talk them into waiting. But not spending unnecessary effort at it. kids having a clue what their getting into would be more important than tryna run their lives.


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#22
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
They can do whatever they want. They'll have to be able to support it though. Not during high school though.

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
Whenever she feels she's in threat of having a kid, she can. I'll ask her if she feels like she needs to, and if she is adult enough to have sex, she's adult enough to ask to be on birth control.

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
No, I'd make sure the guy or girl was respectable. I wouldn't want them out having one night stands, especially in high school, but if they're using protection and being "safe" about it, then they can. They both have to be under agreement that if anything did happen, they'd be responsible and I'd hold them to a contract to care for the child.

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
I'd cut of my son's balls and tie my daughter's ovaries shut and tell them it's not right for a brother and a sister to get it on.
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#23
Well I'm not sure how I'll handle it whenever I have kids. I get extremely protective of the girls in my family so I could honestly see myself scaring-off what ever boy my daughter liked. If I had a boy I'll go with Jackal58's way.
#24
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
id perfer it but it wouldnt be that much of a problem to me

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
yes, if my daughter was hot id be an idiot to not let her go on birth control

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
hard to tell now but probably not

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
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#26
Id at least want them to wait til they're 18 or in a committed long term relationship (like 6 months at the least). Id also talk to them make sure they knew they could come to me. If its a girl she could go on the pill if she wanted.
Although I doubt id enjoy talking about it to them, id deal
#27
Teenagers are going to have sex no matter what I say. 2/3rds of US teens have sex before graduating highschool. I don't know what the percentage is before 21, but I'm willing to bet it probably jumps up to about 95% with high college enrollment and all. And 96% or people will have sex before they're married.

Not that we should treat sex like some dirty awful thing anyway.

So my take (the most reasonable take):
Get that girl on the pill, back up the prescription with lots of good information on birth control and preventing stds, and remind her of how supporting her family is while I'm at it.

Most of your teenage daughters are going to have sex whether you like it or not, you might as well cash in on the advantages of birth control and proper sex education.
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1.Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?

2.Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?

3.Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?

4.How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?

1. I didn't, and it wasn't for stupid reasons either. Marriage is a totally arbitrary goalpost, man, it's about being seriously responsible enough.

2. Yep.

3. Again, it depends on the context. Are they humping everything with a ****/vagina? Or are they being responsible and safe about it?

4. Shock probably, then an overwhelming sense of how old I am

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#29
Would you want your kids to wait until marriage?
THere choice. I would just explain to them that after you give it away you cant give it back

Would you allow your daughter to go on birth control at all or at least at a certain age?
Yes if shes going to **** shes going to do it weather shes on it or not

Would you mind if your kids were having sex before marriage?
Nope

How'd you react if you found out your kid was having sex?
Im part of the double standard if it were my daughter id tell him GTFO if it were my son id laugh__________________
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i would sell my kids for drug money....


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