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So, I'm sure many of you are familiar with Chick tracts, but I just came upon these. They're drawn a bit better, but they're just as crazy.

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

The porn, homosexuality, and evolution ones are the best, in my opinion.

Anyway, discuss.
#2
Yesssssss
Some of those are actually pretty offensive. The homosexuality one made me furious
You can become straight with God's help!
Funny nonetheless.
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#7
"Your Dad has really been in jail??"

"Just overnight, he got picked up once with a 6 year old girl..."




Edit: Ahh now i see lol. I Just saw the 6 and i lol'd HARD.
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#8


I like how the porn one acts like if you watch porn you'll be a wife beater or something...great find.



edit: wow, the homosexuality one and the evolution one made me rage.
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Quote by slash4114
"Your Dad has really been in jail??"

"Just overnight, he got picked up once with a 6 year old girl..."


That was 16, broseph. But your version is funnier.
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Quote by slash4114
"Your Dad has really been in jail??"

"Just overnight, he got picked up once with a 6 year old girl..."



16 >_>

Also, these are hilarious.


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#11
i guess i need God because of my pornography habit. He says run away. **** that. I'm taking this head on
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#13
I have never laughed so much at a comic.
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#16


"Please go back to that soccer site we were viewing!"

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#17
The one about evolution is like a really, really, really long joke with a completely shit punchline at the end


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#20
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OH GOD, It's been years since I've seen these.
I was just thinking of this one the other day:

I dont think I've ever been to a concert or seen any rock musician ever dressed like that in my life. Not counting Doctor Rockso.
#21
@ the Rock Music one:

Those are some pretty badass metal lyrics.
j/k they're overly br00tal and ridiculous.
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#22
Rock music one made me rage hard.

Same with the porn one.
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#23
This stuff makes me angry.
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#25
Wow and I though Praise Hero or wtf it was called was lame enough
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#27
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15% failure rate? Where'd they get those stats, Focus on the Family?

Who cares, that still means that it's 85% better than not using condoms

I'll give, paying out fundies is fun and basically fair game - at least they're being paid out for what they believe in - let's just not stereotype all Christians as being this ignorant
#28


So, just because evolution was once incorrectly used to justify scientific racism, it's now inherently racist?

Someone needs to shoop these.
#29
These things are making me rage so hard. The ignorance is astounding.
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Wow and I though Praise Hero or wtf it was called was lame enough

It was guitar praise
and a laughed for ages at it. I even looked it up the other day when I remembered it....It was just as hilarious
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#31
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These things are making me rage so hard. The ignorance is astounding.

These have nothing on Chick tracts. See the link on the original post.

The evolution one is so full of fallacies that it's difficult to see exactly how they thought they'd convince anyone with it.
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15% failure rate? Where'd they get those stats, Focus on the Family?

10% failure rate with typical use.
Typical use includes people who forget to put them on or are too stupid to put them on correctly. With correct use the failure rate is about 2%

Both stats are per year of use, not per use.
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#33
i love the ones condemning witchcraft.

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/special/hpcomic/index.htm

this one, the homosexuality one, and the evolution one just make me furious.
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It was guitar praise
and a laughed for ages at it. I even looked it up the other day when I remembered it....It was just as hilarious


.....dit: Warning Rant :P

Seriously, biggest guitar hero copy fail ever. It didn't even have any decent bands in it either. Just from the videos they had made the game more gayer than it was.

I want to go up to the dude that came up with the music for that game and bust there balls off.
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ITT people bashing Christians who don't pick and choose their bible verses
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#36
Wowwwww. Christians can be sooooo retarded sometimes. Do they not realize that while the homeschooled sheltered christian kids will think these are the greatest thing, it just makes the rest of the christians look bad. Sometimes I hate being associated with those people. Im gonna start a religion where you believe in Jesus, but dont have all the douchbags.
btw the pornography one was hilarious. I shit my pants reading it, cuz you will not find a kid like that ever. lol
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I love how the evolution one had NOTHING TO DO WITH EVOLUTION at all XD they spent 3 pages saying carbon dating is the worst scientific discovery ever...

Also the analogy of putting a bike outside in the rain..
"It won't turn into a motorcycle by itself! It will just fall apart!"
LOL so he's saying man and machine are the exact same thing...
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I'm Christian myself and these comics offend me x] lmfao


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