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#1
See your daughter being pounded hard by some boy.

What do you do?


(If you had a daughter) Just wondering what late night pit will say.

Edit:
Okay I got two situations. Your daughters age is 16,pretty, but not slutty.She still calls you daddy and she's an only child. Post what you would do to the guy in A and B.

A) You knew of this boyfriend
B) You didnt know of this guy.
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Last edited by vinnie-watt5 at Dec 12, 2009,
#3
As revenge, make them both watch while I make sweet love to her mother.
Last edited by Samdroid at Dec 12, 2009,
#5
The late night Pit will say wincest/threesome/rape/kill. Circle one of those per user.

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#6
what brought this thought up?and shoot him prolly
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#11
Leave, unnoticed, then make a nice little phone call: "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
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#12
Quote by sadSTATUE
Leave, unnoticed, then make a nice little phone call: "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
Is srs bsns.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#13
go do a big line of crack ....... or what ever lol
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#14
Quote by TheClincher
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


With a username like that, I was expecting a rather different response.
#16
Quote by TheClincher
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#17
Fake a heart attack just for the lulz

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#21
Quote by skaterskagg1
Is TS talking from previous experience?

Naw man, I'm just a bored teen listening to his ipod, on a forum and asked a random question.

Would it be wise to delete it before mods try doing thier warning thing?
Turtles R awesome. dont agree? YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


PSN: Purple-munky

Gear...
Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#22
Why does he have to be pounding her hard?

What ever happened to tender, slow love
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#23
Quote by vinnie-watt5


Would it be wise to delete it before mods try doing thier warning thing?



What do you think?
#24
Quote by daytripper75
What do you think?

Ha! You gave me the laugh of the night.


Well daytripper what would you do?
Turtles R awesome. dont agree? YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


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Gear...
Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#25
it depends who the boy was. if it was her boyfriend of a certain amount of time, whom i deemed acceptable, id sit them down and have a talk with them about sex. if it was some random boner, i'd throw his ass against the wall and give him one chance to leave asap.
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#26
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...did TS walk in his daughter & her bf?

Edit:
Quote by vinnie-watt5
Naw man, I'm just a bored teen listening to his ipod, on a forum and asked a random question.
So, what you're saying is...instead of finding yourself a gf & fucking her, you're asking a question in the Pit?
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Dec 12, 2009,
#27
I'd laugh at her dick.


...Wait


....Wat.
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#29
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I'd be jealous if he was hot.


of him or the girl?
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#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
So, what you're saying is...instead of finding yourself a gf & fucking her, you're asking a question in the Pit?


I actually asked somebody to be F-buddies,she said yes. I don't think I should say anymore to the internet.
Turtles R awesome. dont agree? YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


PSN: Purple-munky

Gear...
Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#32
Kill Them Both And Put Them In A Concrete Box, Put That Box In A Lead Lined Box Then Go To The Mariana Trench And Throw The Boxes Overboard And You Never Speak Of It Again. Ok?
#33
Quote by deathdrummer
Kill Them Both And Put Them In A Concrete Box, Put That Box In A Lead Lined Box Then Go To The Mariana Trench And Throw The Boxes Overboard And You Never Speak Of It Again. Ok?

Whats with the caps today. Stop it silly.
#36
If she were in her room and they were being quiet, and I knew he was there, its fine. If they were doing it loudly, behind my back, or somewhere other than her room, I'd yell at her a lot and throw him to the curb.
#37
I would first try to figure out how I managed to get a girl pregnant at age 3...
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#38
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I would first try to figure out how I managed to get a girl pregnant at age 3...


Science, man.


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#39
When he awakes the next morning, he'll be in a poorly lit bathroom chained up. A videotape will start playing that while he was asleep I shoved a button right up his anus. There will be an unusually large dildo nearby just long enough to reach the button. If he does not reach the button in two minutes, the doors will lock forever, and he'll be trapped with Josef Fritzl.


And the button is an ordinary clothes button, so it won't make a difference if he does reach it because it doesn't do anything.
#40
Quote by Momentosis
Science, man.


Science...


Okay, with that settled, I would try to figure out how I managed to be apparently a major part of her life while having no memories of said life...

Also, why would she call me daddy? I'm basically the same age as she is. Might as well call me bro, or dude, or creep.

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Quote by denfilade
When he awakes the next morning, he'll be in a poorly lit bathroom chained up. A videotape will start playing that while he was asleep I shoved a button right up his anus. There will be an unusually large dildo nearby just long enough to reach the button. If he does not reach the button in two minutes, the doors will lock forever, and he'll be trapped with Josef Fritzl.


And the button is an ordinary clothes button, so it won't make a difference if he does reach it because it doesn't do anything.


That is the most appropriate yet disturbing solution that I have every heard or even contemplated regarding this topic. I think you may be dangerously close to winning.
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Last edited by samskii at Dec 12, 2009,
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