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#6
Mayonnaise.
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#7
uh, being raped would definitely create a severe psychological issue. why exactly are you asking this question?
#9
probably you.


if you spent a little less time in the pit, and a little more time on the sweet sweet lovin,
maybe she wouldn't fall asleep before you finish fapping.


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Last edited by Idiot_Son at Dec 12, 2009,
#11
She hasnt lost her sex drive, she is just tired from getting banged by someone else behind your back.
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#12
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
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#16
Quote by Samdroid
That's so weird. All the girls I know are just aching for dick 24/7.

Please direct me to these ladies.
#17
give her viagra...... do they make that for chicks??
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#18
Bill Oddie. Fucking cockblocker.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Dec 12, 2009,
#19
Quote by Samdroid
That's so weird. All the girls I know are just aching for dick 24/7.

/sarcastic tool


what the **** are you doing in the pit then? go outside and get some pussy.

EDIT: nevermind. you sarcastic mother****er
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#20
Quote by cool#9
What, besides failing at sex, would cause a lady to lose her sex drive before she's 20?



If you've been dating more than three years. Seriously, that's how long your bodies think it should take to have viable offspring. Sexual attraction between partners usually plummets after three years. IF nature got its way they end up staying together because there are little ones around. If you used your jimmy caps to beat the system, your girlfriend won't like you any more.

Life sucks.
#21
Quote by dullsilver_mike
If you've been dating more than three years. Seriously, that's how long your bodies think it should take to have viable offspring. Sexual attraction between partners usually plummets after three years. IF nature got its way they end up staying together because there are little ones around. If you used your jimmy caps to beat the system, your girlfriend won't like you any more.

Life sucks.


Pardon me while I go kill myself.
#23
Might be problems in your relationship, stress at work / school / wherever, hormonal birth control (it's a very big factor), or, a combination of the elements above.
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#24
We haven't even been dating two years. We never really have had an active sex life, but now it's several months between times we have sex.

Pretty sure she's never been raped. She might have told me about that.

Mayo might help, ponder.
#25
Quote by cool#9
We haven't even been dating two years. We never really have had an active sex life, but now it's several months between times we have sex.

Pretty sure she's never been raped. She might have told me about that.

Mayo might help, ponder.


I know you said "besides failing at sex" in your original post, but you're probably just doing a bad job man. Can't please 'em all
#28
The healthiest way for you to deal with this issue is to talk to her about it. That's the only way you're going to figure what is wrong, and the only way she'll know that you think something is wrong.
It doesn't do well to leave these problems on the long finger. Talk about it now, no matter how difficult it is.
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#29
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Maybe you need to lose some weight? Just saying...



Fun fact: every 30lbs of body fat a man loses roughly equates to one inch of fat lost on the pubic mound, effectively giving you an extra inch of useable penis.

Now you know the real reason girls don't like fat boys!
#30
Quote by dullsilver_mike
Fun fact, every 30lbs of body fat a man loses roughly equates to one inch of fat lost on the pubic mound, effectively giving you an extra inch of useable penis.

Now you know the real reason girls don't like fat boys!

I lol'd at the phrase "usable penis".
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#31
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I lol'd at the phrase "usable penis".


It does have it's own kind of subtle charm doesn't it?

edit* now I have that detachable penis song in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8utjLBZuEI
watch this with your girlfriend TS, and talk your problems over carefully as Ur all $h1t has priorly suggested.
Last edited by dullsilver_mike at Dec 12, 2009,
#32
She's a robot.

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#34
dating someone with the savvy to post a relationship question in the pit

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#35
We're pretty happy when we're out and about or just hanging. And I don't think it bothers her. But it totally sucks to get intimate with her, then be let down when she stops me every time.
#36
take it to the sex thread maybe?

And there's lots of options for this really
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#37
Quote by cool#9
We're pretty happy when we're out and about or just hanging. And I don't think it bothers her. But it totally sucks to get intimate with her, then be let down when she stops me every time.


If she's actively making a point to stop you when you try to initiate it, you really need to sit her down and have a talk with her. Ask her why there seems to be a distance between you now, and verify that she truly is happy in the relationship.

EDIT: Better?
Last edited by Samdroid at Dec 12, 2009,
#38
Quote by Samdroid
If she's actively making a point to stop you when you try to initiate it, you really need to sit her down and have a talk with her. Let her know that you have needs.

And find out why she's being this way.

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#39
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And find out why she's being this way.


Well, that too, of course. I figured that would come naturally.
#40
Quote by Samdroid
If she's actively making a point to stop you when you try to initiate it, you really need to sit her down and have a talk with her. Let her know that you have needs.

You do need to talk to her, but whatever you do don't use the phrase "I have needs". Sex is a mutual thing, don't turn it into an individual thing or you're liable to be told to satisfy your own needs.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
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