#5
We do this with sodas, but no one's been caught.

Hell, you can make 20 bucks a day doing it.
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#8
A pupil at a school which has banned fatty drinks and snacks was suspended for "crisp dealing", it has been reported.


Fatty drinks.
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#9
I think maybe the kids dad was making him do it. That's less cool than him doing it himself and more gypsy-ish. Still, no need for suspension.
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#14
These puns are awful.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#15
I used to do this...would go to a carboot before school, buy a box of crisps, cookies, sweets, whatever, and then sell them on in school for a profit. Worked pretty nicely, I made about £50 in a few weeks, then another guy got suspended for doing the same so I decided to quit while I was ahead.
#16
this is ridiculous, can't government and schools keep out of one's health business?

no, they have govern if something is bad for you. Whatever happened to letting someone decide for themselves about things that may harm their bodies?
#17
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These puns are awful.

He's right. Step it up a level guys, it's crunch time.
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#20
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He's right. Step it up a level guys, it's crunch time.



fail. i already posted credit crunch in teh OP which was vastly superior.
#21
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No actually?

The puns are always bad(some witty ones eventually), I just wanted to contribute and couldn't think of one. >: |
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#23
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fail. i already posted credit crunch in teh OP which was vastly superior.

Different context, brah.
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#26
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#27
I think its a good thing they're doing.

You've got to make the kid understand that if he wants to be a dealer, he needs to start learning how to keep things on the down-low, because once you get caught...its over.
He also learns that he needs to start looking for better clients, ones who won't babble and open their mouths, and to start keeping his business in the shadows.

I remember kids "dealing" candy when I was in elementary...pixie straws, tootsie rolls, skittles....those kids were awesome
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#28
A guy at my school ran a shop from his locker which was WAY cheaper than the official school snack shop thing which everyone goes to. This one had so many people going to it and one of the head teachers caught him because the other shop was making no profit at all and he didn't like it. The head threatened to suspend him but then the boy explained that what he was doing wasn't illegal at all so all he got was a telling off and got forced to close down.
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#29
Wow, dealing crisps and sodas?
Some of us did this just because our cafeteria was so goddamn expensive.
E.g.:

A bottle of coke.

Grocery:90c (euro)

Cafeteria:1.50 euro

Selling price: 1.30 euro.

Profit:40 cent a bottle.


Made like 10 euros a day, but then stopped by the principal, because the cafeteria
was pissed mad about this.
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#31
That made me cringe.
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