#1
Look, Woods is clearly one of the best athletes in recent memory. But lets be honest, he's acting like a total bitch right now. Everyone is taking a shot at him and he's doing jack shiiit about it. He's just running away.

Now I was tiger woods things would be a lot different. First off, I would just come right out and say "Ya, I did it. So what? Da fuk's the problem??!>!??!!1" Right there in a press conference. Everyone would be stunned by my confidence. Then I'd just whip out my driver, and hit one off the tee right then and there. Then continue to disregard females who claim I ****ed them. While continue to say "How can they prove it? Where is the proof? Show me the proof?" Kinda like the Nazi during the holocaust and shiiit.

If he did these things, he wouldn't be in the mess he's in now. In fact, he'd probably be even richer. Instead he's letting everything fall apart while trying to save his already doomed marriage.
#2
Pft I'd just get high as shit and take a bath in some new dollar bills.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
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#3
Who gives a **** about Tiger Woods. I don't give a **** if he cheated on his wife, and you really have no life if you care about it either...
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#4
Who cares? Honestly? Who actually gives a flying ****? I don't, lol.
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#5
If I was Tiger Woods, I'd be writing a new book, called "Improve Your Driving With Tiger Woods".
#8
Who the hell can blame him? GOLF IS ****ING BORING AS SHIT!!

Im sure most guys would be ''banging cocktail waitresses 2 at a time'' if they were multi million golfers being bored to tears with that.

(ecookie for reference)
#9
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#10
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Good Athlete? Sure

Dumb as hell? Absolutely.

Who cheats on their supermodel wife?


A dude with some pretty big golf balls.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#11
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Who the hell can blame him? GOLF IS ****ING BORING AS SHIT!!

Im sure most guys would be ''banging cocktail waitresses 2 at a time'' if they were multi million golfers being bored to tears with that.

(ecookie for reference)


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I reiterate the sentiment of earlier posters "Who the hell cares?"
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#12
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Who cheats on their supermodel wife?



Tiger woods does with his tiger's wood.

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#13
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Who cares? Honestly? Who actually gives a flying ****? I don't, lol.


Thank you. Why people care about other people they've never met's business is beyond me.
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#14
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Who the hell can blame him? GOLF IS ****ING BORING AS SHIT!!

Im sure most guys would be ''banging cocktail waitresses 2 at a time'' if they were multi million golfers being bored to tears with that.

(ecookie for reference)


I think I know...

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#15
But you're not Tiger Woods so you can't do shit.

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#16
Why is Tiger Woods acting like a total bitch? He's not.
His relationship is none of our business, it's between him, his wife, and all the other girls.
How would you like it if you cheated on your wife and it was all over the news and people wouldn't just leave it alone?
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