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#1
ITT we all make fun of ourselves. Ready, go.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH MY TASTE IN MUSIC.

RAAAAGE.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

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#3
Oh man, I am so sexually attractive to women. I must mock myself for this. Oh, Karvid, you rambunctious player.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#4
Oh man, I'm a stupid Asian who can't do anything right except blindfold myself with shoelaces. Oh, man. I hate myself.
#5
I SUCK LOL
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#6
I am the coolest, most sexually attractive user on UG. Far more sexy than Karvid. LOL!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#7
I guess this is the first real post. When I woke up today I stood-up while I was still halfasleep tried to put my pants on, put both legs in the same hole then tripped and fell on my girlfriend.
#8
Being an attractive female sucks.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#11
Quote by Greenfinger182
Being an attractive female sucks.

+5000 profile views
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

30-Day Album progress:
DONE.
Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
#12
Quote by Greenfinger182
Being an attractive female sucks.


Don't fall for his tricks!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#14
I don't know what "ITT" stands for. Haha. I'm laughing at myself.
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#15
Quote by Greenfinger182
Being an attractive female sucks.


+1000 profile views
Skip the username, call me Billy
#17
You have premature ejaculation! Shame on the beautiful girl!
If you can read this... you can read!



    Quote by Fat Lard
    I like semen, so what?
    #20
    My dick is fucking huge.
    Quote by denfilade
    For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

    She could walk up your pubes with those

    Quote by kannon
    this post has aids
    Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
    and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
    #21
    Quote by Bizzare/mu/tant
    +5000 profile views

    Quote by aerosmithfan95
    +1000 profile views

    I honestly just said it to see if people would look, although I didn't particuarly expect it. But the response has been quite dramatic
    Quote by itchy guitar
    Don't fall for his tricks!

    You tryin' to ruin my hijinx?
    They say the old woman's got the wisdom
    'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
    She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
    Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
    #22
    I'm so socially retarded and weird that it has somehow made me popular with people.


    The highlight of my day is ping-pong matches at my friend's house after school.

    I drive a car that's older than me.
    Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

    When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


    -Jimi Hendrix-

    Quote by CodySG
    You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
    #24
    I have a s have a small dick


    I'm not a good person in any shape or form


    Good bye. I wish I could have a life


    He's doing pretty good. I wanted McCain to win, but I never disliked Obama, I just liked McCain more. It pisses me off when people hate him for not solving everything overnight


    My voice is disgusting. And I wish I could sing.


    Oops I screwed up AGAIN. Shoot me pit I'm worthless


    I'm in a famous band

    I'm serious, I like Slipknot.


    Yes, I'm 14. So shoot me pit, shoot me. And yes, I've never had a girlfreind, but I don't care. It's not like I'm going to get serious at this age. I'm stupid for having that mentality. Flame me.


    All posted by me. Enough said
    #25
    ^Christ you're dumb.
    Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
    Where words fail, bullets speak.
    Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

    30-Day Album progress:
    DONE.
    Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
    #27
    Quote by Greenfinger182
    I honestly just said it to see if people would look, although I didn't particuarly expect it. But the response has been quite dramatic

    You tryin' to ruin my hijinx?


    No ma'am.
    Quote by MakinLattes
    dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
    #29
    I spent five minutes trying to think of something clever to post.
    "The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

    © Soul Power
    #30
    Quote by slipknot5678
    I know, that's why I'm referred to as the stupidest UGer. Somebod flame me.

    Now

    Dammit, it's no fun when you enjoy being flamed. Get angry or upset, I need entertainment!!!
    Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
    Where words fail, bullets speak.
    Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

    30-Day Album progress:
    DONE.
    Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
    #32
    Quote by chaoticfables
    Oh man, I'm a stupid Asian who can't do anything right except blindfold myself with shoelaces. Oh, man. I hate myself.




    I haven't laughed that hard in the pit for a while now...
    I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
    #33
    I am twenty and have never done anything with a girl but I am happy with this because I believe they are all intimidated from my good looks and wit. *sobs*
    #34
    Quote by diminishedtobme
    I am twenty and have never done anything with a girl but I am happy with this because I believe they are all intimidated from my good looks and wit. *sobs*

    There, there, buddy, it'll be alright.
    Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
    Where words fail, bullets speak.
    Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

    30-Day Album progress:
    DONE.
    Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
    #36
    I hate judgmental people, though i often am one, and i hate people who contridict themselves. i also hate when people hate themselves.
    ...
    #37
    Yes, I'm a lesbian.
    No, you can't watch.


    RAAAGGEE.


    I also have a love/mostly hate relationship with my hair. -.-
    KatehMonster
    Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
    Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
    Quote by zerosystem
    just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
    #38
    Quote by breakingxxcore
    Yes, I'm a lesbian.


    Quote by breakingxxcore

    No, you can't watch.

    D:

    Kidding of course.
    Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
    Where words fail, bullets speak.
    Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

    30-Day Album progress:
    DONE.
    Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
    #39
    I'm a decent looking guy who has an incredibly low self esteem because I'm a little chubby which causes me to be afraid of trying to get anywhere with women.
    I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


    I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
    #40
    Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
    I'm a decent looking guy who has an incredibly low self esteem because I'm a little chubby which causes me to be afraid of trying to get anywhere with women.


    Dear, I believe in YOU!!!! You can take 3 months and work on getting rid of the extra weight thus boosting your self esteem or you can be self conscious all your life.
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