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#1
self explanitory...

i'll go first,

my penis is so big that it has it's own area code


edit: well, this failed horribly...i thought the pit would have better ideas about this sorta thing...>.> <.<
Quote by Minkaro
I''d congratulate him.

To be fair, he's done amazingly well to punch my hand when it's usually in my pocket.
Last edited by random-emo-kill at Dec 12, 2009,
#3
My penis is so big that it doesn't make bad topics.

EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE! You're that kid that was supposed to record a video of you playing Stabwound at a talent show. Where is it?
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
Last edited by maidenfan15 at Dec 12, 2009,
#4
My penis is so big that I don't start threads like this to compensate

Am I right?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#6
My penis is so big that it's small.


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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#10
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#11
So this is what fail smells like...Hmm....I always imagined in being a more hickory scent, but I cannot say I do not enjoy this smell.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#13
My dick is so huge, if I laid it on a keyboard it would reach from A to Z.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

30-Day Album progress:
DONE.
Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
#14
My penis is 2 inches...


From the ground
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OH GOD!!!

I definitely didn't see that one coming.
My first lol stack

SIGNATURE

tacos are an excellent source of everything thats in tacos
#15
Quote by chaimwitz
My penis is 2 inches...


From the ground

Get off your stomach
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#16
That I have to keep repainting the ceiling.

That I fly the American Flag from it on Memorial Day.

When I make love to my girlfriend I can't reach her feet.

It poked the man in the moon in the eye.

When I climax I create a new comet.

I can't bowl.

I call it Howitzer.

I can sit on the couch in Cleveland and make love to a girl in Paris.

I spun around naked in Tunguska and knocked all the trees down.
Last edited by Guitar Hack at Dec 12, 2009,
#17
My penis is so big that when I bang some girl in the ass, the tip comes out of her mouth


....


Too much?
THIS IS MY SIG. BE JEALOUS.
#18
Quote by salrap10
My penis is so big that when I bang some girl in the ass, the tip comes out of her mouth


....


Too much?

That just sounds uncomfortable.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

30-Day Album progress:
DONE.
Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
#19
You have two threads where the first reply is "Are you 12?"

That really says something, man.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#20
My penis looks like a bridge
TS's penis looks like a little kids
My penis is supersized
Ts's penis looks like two fries
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If your child can breathe, suspect drugs. Only people who breathe take drugs. People who cannot breathe still can, but it is increasingly difficult.
#21
My penis is so big that is slightly inconvenient to wear tight pants!!!!

EDIT: shit i can't believe I'm the retard that brought this abomination of a thread up to two pages...
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
Last edited by barden1069 at Dec 12, 2009,
#23
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
You have two threads where the first reply is "Are you 12?"

That really says something, man.



I noticed that too.

random-emo-kill, please for the sake of the pit, stop it!!
#25
Quote by damian_91
My penis is so big that it's epic, epic for the win.


TS, I am disappoint..


made me lol
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
#26
My Penis is so large, that when it heard about this thread it died.


Epic Fail. U 12-13 years old man, these jokes are as old as Michael Jackson.
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Not allowed to whip out my dick in the middle of class. Ludicrous.

Quote by ratracekid111
Is that even Possible?!?!?

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can i go blind by eating purple
#28
My penis is so big that when I play baseball, I don't wear a cup, I wear a bowl.
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Being a Republican should be a handicap.
#31
Quote by LuckyBoys91
So this is what fail smells like...Hmm....I always imagined in being a more hickory scent, but I cannot say I do not enjoy this smell.




I would've imagined it reeked of a far more pungent aroma, such as that of horse urine.

random-emo-kill: Would you kindly please stop
#32
my penis is so big that I made a thread about it.


and it took up two threads.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#33
My penis is so big that when I lost my leg in a car accident I can just stick my penis through the pant leg and no one would of guessed...accept for my right leg (the one I lost) is bigger than my other
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your insane, but reasonable
#35
Quote by diminishedtobme
My penis is so big that you can fit two penises inside it.

... Do you know this from experience? If so, how?
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

30-Day Album progress:
DONE.
Go ahead, click it. Ya know you want to.
#38
Oh, I looked at your other threads, and I don't like you. I think you're cocky, arrogant, and intolerant of other people.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#39
Quote by fearofthemark
Oh, I looked at your other threads, and I don't like you. I think you're cocky, arrogant, and intolerant of other people.



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Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. -- Catcher in the Rye
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