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#1
Couldn't find anything similar to this. Self explanatory. I won't make a poll, as I don't know what candidates to include. My vote goes to Urall$hit (or however he spells it). He always has a researched and thought out answer ready for any situation, and he knows a lot, plus he seems highly intelligent. Kensai definitely isn't, because, even though I voted him for Pit president (a decision I stand by. He embodies the spirit of the pit, which doesn't include intelligence last time I checked), and he makes the occasional mature thread, he simply isn't it, sorry.
What do you think?
#2
TEK34, he has a PhD in Applying Geology to Human Behaviour and has been published multiple times in the journal 'Rocks Relating to People'.
Last edited by TEK34 at Dec 12, 2009,
#5
Define clever
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#6
SlackerBabbath. Although I reckon I'd do well in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

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#8
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Define clever


Clever:

1. Adj: mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence; able.

2. Noun: Itchy Guitar
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#10
I think jimmyled is the cleverest for caring so much and investing so much attention in the members of an internet forum.
#12
My vote will most certainly NOT go to the person(people) who use(s) the word "cleverest"
I will ruin every of your stuff...


Sir, I believe I love you.
Yeah you can sig that if you want.
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#13
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Clever:

1. Adj: mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence; able.

2. Noun: Itchy Guitar

That was clever. Yer not getting my vote though.
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#16
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My vote will most certainly NOT go to the person(people) who use(s) the word "cleverest"

Why is that?
#17
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NOT YOU!

"Cleverist"... Kids these days.

Doesn't seem that you're either, you spelt 'cleverest' wrong when you quoted him.
#19
Quote by Jackal58
That was clever. Yer not getting my vote though.


Damn! And to think, I was going to vote for you. Not anymore big guy.
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#20
definitely not Zeguitarist ... or Lemoninfluence (mods)

not even sol-sob-on-pcp


i have no self confidence do i?
Last edited by sol-sob-on-pcp at Dec 12, 2009,
#21
Jack Off Jill, Ur all $hit, ghengisghandi, Kensai.

I think that's all I've got.
As I always say: "Rawr"
#22
Out of all the UG members, at least one must have a PhD.

Then again, having a PhD doesnt neccesarily mean that you're clever.
Member Of The Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.

I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
#25
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Is it a British thing to spell gandhi, ghandi?
EDIT-You're not even British. what the hell?

Typo?
#30
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My vote goes to KTFM, cos he can train ghost pokemons olol!!eleven!!11!

Well, I can train Ice pokemon, so there!
#32
I would have to say SlackerBabbath, based on coherency and raw intelligence, I don't care about PhDs and shit.
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#33
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The smartest UGer is Genghis.
For F*ck sakes, it's a communicating ant eater!

Us talking Jackals aren't to shabby either.
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#34
me.

why you ask?

because. because I'm Epic

EPIC FTW
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#36
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me.

why you ask?

because. because I'm Epic

EPIC FTW

Because you have a badger song avatar.
#37
BTW Ghandi. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- AT YOUR AVATAR
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#39
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BTW Ghandi. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- AT YOUR AVATAR

I saw it first!
#40
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Because you have a badger song avatar.


why thank you, kind sir

*walks out with the cleverest UGer award until next year*

badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

**** you guys till next year
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