#1
So I used to be an AVID contributor to this site *Not sure if any of you remember this, most of my friends probably left* But I come back to the pit humbled and asking for some help...

I found out about a website that gets me paid for writing *DONT' STOP READING* but basically I just want to write for fun.. I'm really low on cash, monkeys.

Help a Fellow pit-mate out and read a couple articles?
*Heck you don't even have to read 'em!*

http://webupon.com/social-networks/facebook-your-nextdoor-stalker-or-the-open-door/

http://gameolosophy.com/games/team-fortress-2-dont-got-it-get-it/

Thanks.
-Bagel

P.S:
Yes- i know the facebook one is hard to read, but heck, just try and blow through that sucker.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#2
09er?
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#3
Has the Pit really sunk to a low level?
I used to get responses within seconds with some smart-ass comment from Kensai....


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#4
Quote by ControlledExperiment
09er?

exactly what I was thinking.

nonetheless, I am reading.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#5
Quote by ControlledExperiment
09er?

Registered in 09, actually been reading for about 2-3 years..


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Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#7
Quote by freedoms_stain
Nah.

K.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#9
Quote by WonderBagel
Has the Pit really sunk to a low level?
I used to get responses within seconds with some smart-ass comment from Kensai....




Nah
multicolour random messge!

FAC 13
"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#10
Quote by The_Casinator
Is just clicking on it enough?
Because I'd do that for you

1.Meh, sure just leave it open for 2 seconds
2.Close it.
3. Recieve internet cookie.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#11
How can you be an "avid" contributor if you only been around for 9 months AND insinuating that you have been long gone enough to presume that your friends have left since then.

Really, I'm disappointed that you are coming to the Pit just to make a bit of money off of us.
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Check out my
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Or follow me on Twitter
#13
Quote by ControlledExperiment
How can you be an "avid" contributor if you only been around for 9 months AND insinuating that you have been long gone enough to presume that your friends have left since then.

Really, I'm disappointed that you are coming to the Pit just to make a bit of money off of us.

9 months is more than enough time.
Hell- you were mad in 9 months, son.

Second of all NO ONE has ever gone as far as to want be to more like.

Third, It's not making money off of YOU, you're literally just pressing a peice of plastic down, i sure hope that doesn't spark uproar within your wallet.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#15
Quote by cornmancer
Unless he's a pre 09er who deleted his account, but I doubt that. Does that count as a multi?


Read the thread.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#17
Gah, all you join date elitists piss me off. I remember WonderBagel, even if it's just because of his psychotic avatar and bastard user title.

Reading now
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#18
Quote by nigeltheginger
What's in it for me?

I can get you a nice GAME?


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Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#20
Quote by entity0009
Gah, all you join date elitists piss me off. I remember WonderBagel, even if it's just because of his psychotic avatar and bastard user title.

Reading now

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UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#21
Quote by WonderBagel
Has the Pit really sunk to a low level?
I used to get responses within seconds with some smart-ass comment from Kensai....



Yes it has, now escape while you still can!......


I remember you soley because of your avatar

I'll read your articles and stuff
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#22
Quote by nigeltheginger
Balls. For that I'm not clicking it



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Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#23
All I know is our usernames together would make epic breakfast, but I'm not clicking your linkies.
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#25
Quote by padgea7x
Yes it has, now escape while you still can!......


I remember you soley because of your avatar

I'll read your articles and stuff


Thanks bro.
+5.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#26
Quote by Vitor_vdp
Your inappropriate use of memes is almost as bad as those of someone who just discovered the internet.

Meh, give or take a decade..

Quote by Creamcheeze
All I know is our usernames together would make epic breakfast, but I'm not clicking your linkies.



UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#27
Quote by WonderBagel
So I used to be an AVID contributor to this site

Gender : Male

Birthday : April 5, 1990

Location : Kansas City, United States
Forum posts: 11
Not feelin' it, man.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#28
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Not feelin' it, man.

must have gotten threads deleted or something 'cause I always promised to comment on every thread i viewd...


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Luigi>Mario

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#29
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Not feelin' it, man.

Consider about half of those are from this thread alone
ohai little sig.
#30
Quote by WonderBagel
must have gotten threads deleted or something 'cause I always promised to comment on every thread i viewd...
Pit posts =/= contributing.