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#1
You are now a member of the opposite sex. What are your thoughts? concerns? crushes?

In this thread, act like a typical guy if you're a girl, and a girl if you're a guy. Let's have some lulz


isn't Taylor Lautner soooo hot?

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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


Last edited by fearofthemark at Dec 13, 2009,
#2
I am an attractive, semi-nude 16 year old girl.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FEAROFTHEMARK?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#3
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I am an attractive, semi-nude 16 year old girl.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FEAROFTHEMARK?



In this thread, I'm referred to as fearofthemarsha
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#4
Blah blah blah my vagina hurts blah blah shoes and myspace.com blah blah blah.

Or at least that's how I interpret most girl talk.

Edit: If your name is fearofthemarsha does that mean my name is Pr0gOvary?

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Last edited by Pr0gNut at Dec 13, 2009,
#5
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Blah blah blah my vagina hurts blah blah shoes and myspace.com blah blah blah.

Or at least that's how I interpret most girl talk.


you're a natural!

You'd probably be p0pPunkOvary
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


Last edited by fearofthemark at Dec 13, 2009,
#6
Lets see im a girl.

omg idk lol. im bored. The best thing is i hav boobs lol.
Honeybiscuit is here.
#8
rofl ProgOvary.
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You're right, that is weird. You win.
#9
DanielleGhirl in the house... OMG Zac Efron!! Or something.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#10
Hurr hurr bewbs.....

*Fondle*
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#12
I can't type. I'm playing with my boobies.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#13
I'd just go straight for sex. I mean, with noises chicks make its gotta be good.
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

But damn does whisky rule
#14
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I can't type. I'm playing with my boobies.
So, did you just type this with your nipples then?

I know I just did.
#15
like gawsh a duck! I'm liiike sooo rahndums!


Uh... bitch slag got ahead of me.

*pulls lady-o-donuts's hair*
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#16
brb, off to look at myself naked in a mirror
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

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#17
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So, did you just type this with your nipples then?

I know I just did.

It's fun isn't it. I hope I don't start lactating.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
I would play with my tits for the next 1095 days nonstop.
Well maybe to eat...
myself
NRANNHLEILR
OETYSI LRNYS
TATOENYSGM
HLENEGMNRA
IL RENRAOET
NYSCOETTAT
GMAATATHLE

To me. Try, you know you want to^


Puberty
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#19
I brought the tampons!



Feel free to pass 'em around girls.


On an off note,I gained 2 pounds......I think I'm going to set myself on fire and jump out a window.

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#20
Does this mean I'm a guy?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#21
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like gawsh a duck! I'm liiike sooo rahndums!


Uh... bitch slag got ahead of me.

*pulls lady-o-donuts's hair*

Oh no, you di'n't!

#22
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Does this mean I'm a guy?

I'm not sure how this works with hermaphrodites.


Sorry.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
o. m. g.
im soo horny im gonna shove vagina in a blender! then im gonna bitch to my friends about how my boyfriend such a backstabbing-cheating man slut. uh i hate my life and my parents suck even tho i live in a nice house and get everything i ever want. screw those kids in africa, my live is way worse.
#25
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Oh no, you di'n't!



Uhuh!

*sprays with hair products*
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#26
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If I go out and whore myself out to as many men as I possibly can, does it make me gay when I turn back into a man?


umm, like, you're a slut.

*spreads evil rumors about archangelscutie666*
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#27
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umm, like, you're a slut.

*spreads evil rumors about archangelscutie666*


*writes them on the walls of the bathroom with lipstick*
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#28
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If I go out and whore myself out to as many men as I possibly can, does it make me gay when I turn back into a man?

Probably not. You'll probably just want to get a job as a hairdresser.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
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I'm not sure how this works with hermaphrodites.


Sorry.

You'd be considered mean if you weren't so damn funny about it
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#31
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You'd be considered mean if you weren't so damn funny about it



OMGOMGOMG ITS A GUY!




*37512 profile views*
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#32
*notices lack of balls*

oh Fuck... what do I scratch now?
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thats pretty epic actually.

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#33
Im busy putting household objects in my vagina. Up next: a hamster.
multicolour random messge!

FAC 13
"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#35
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You'd be considered mean if you weren't so damn funny about it

I only post stuff like that for people I know will see the humor in it. I don't always get that part right though and come off as a complete prick at times.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
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*notices lack of balls*

oh Fuck... what do I scratch now?



the faces of girls you don't like.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#37
Good luck I have a laptop. Imma cooking up a roast.

lolol xX<3Xx (8)
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#38
Hmm... Am I just me with tits and a vagina? Or do a have an overall more feminine appearance, without my body being ravaged by male puberty?
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o. m. g.
im soo horny im gonna shove vagina in a blender! then im gonna bitch to my friends about how my boyfriend such a backstabbing-cheating man slut. uh i hate my life and my parents suck even tho i live in a nice house and get everything i ever want. screw those kids in africa, my live is way worse.

huh...

I don't even...

What?
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#39
*Plays with boobs*

Hi

*Plays with boobs*

/mediocre pit answer

On a serious note, wasn't there another thread on this?
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#40
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I only post stuff like that for people I know will see the humor in it. I don't always get that part right though and come off as a complete prick at times.

Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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