#1
ok this is a slightly modified version of fearofthemark's (or should I say fearofthemarsha's) thread shown here.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1244768&page=1&pp=20

instead of imagining yourself as the opposite sex, you have to imagine what the user above you would be if they were the opposite sex.

If the user above you is a guy make them a girl, and vice versa if the user above you is a girl.

oh yeah and feel free to be as crazy and as wild with your thoughts as possible.

well that pretty much explains it I guess. We can start with me.
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#2
I bet your facial hair would look normal just above a vagina.
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#4
You'd have a vagina
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#6
you'd have a penis :S ?
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#7
I think you'd just turn gay.
your happy with a penis, you just want to go balls deep in another guys ass.
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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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Ill suck your cat
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#8
You would have a peep as well as a vag, because you're currently a blank-crotch.
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#12
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You would have a peep as well as a vag, because you're currently a blank-crotch.

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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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Go suck a cat westdyolf!

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So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#15
You'd make me a sandwich right now.
I just need about $3.50
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#16
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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#18
The first penis-owner in the thread?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#19
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The first penis-owner in the thread?


I was hoping people would be more creative with this thread but oh well.

and actually Venice, I see you as a hot Italian chick with a sexy accent. Who also happens to be the queen of Venice.
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\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#22
Jamieled is quite the interesting girl.
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#23
oneblackenedvag... ew
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

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#24
Manly
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