Poll: How do you like your shower?
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View poll results: How do you like your shower?
Freezing
5 2%
A little chilly
2 1%
Moderate
11 4%
On the warmer side
130 50%
Piping hot
105 41%
Uhhh... Showers?
5 2%
Voters: 258.
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#1
So Pit,

seeing as it is turning into Winter here in New Jersey, I decided to stay in bed for a while away from the miserable weather outside. After finally getting up and having a nice cup of hot chocolate, I decided I'd hop into the bathroom for a nice, hot shower.

Now, little did I know that a short while before, my brother had taken a shower. For some strange reason, he prefers to have his shower STEAMING hot, close to the point of melting the skin away from his body. Needless to say, I was in for quite a surprise when I turned the water on.

Now, don't ask why, but it got me to thinking, "I wonder how other people prefer the water during their showers.." and low and behold, we have this thread.

So, now the question, fellow Pit Monkeys - how do you like your showers?

Poll coming.
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#12
I prefer my showers to be golden.


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#15
Start off cold to wake me up, then gradually turn up the heat until hot. Then back right down to cold again.
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#19
Long. Very long. Too long. Temperature 38-40 celsius. It sucks that when I think I just been there for 2 minutes I'm actually standing there for 10 :/.
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#21
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It sucks that when I think I just been there for 2 minutes I'm actually standing there for 10 :/.


Ya I know
#24
I like them hot at first, but not so hot that it hurts. Near the end I like it chilly though, more refreshing.
#25
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Hot and soapy with two lesbians.


I much prefer two bisexual females
#26
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It sucks that when I think I just been there for 2 minutes I'm actually standing there for 10 :/.


This almost always delays me in the morning.
#27
If it's a normal, regular morning shower, I like it super hot and steamy.
If I'm in the mood I'll take a cold shower, to wake me up and get me going.
#28
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#30
Nice and warm, I don't mind it hot. But not too hot
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#31
I turn the hot water all the on, and then even if out with the cold water.

Not TERRIBLY hot, but hot enough where I get that tingly feeling when the water hits me. I feel that I don't get clean if the water isn't hot enough.
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#35
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Steaming hot. Like my vagina.


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#37
hot and sticky
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#38
College showers =

-Fairly warm, but I don't have quite as much control over it as I wish I did
-Quick because I have no idea what the hell's in that place
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#39
Freezing cold..

Ice blocks flying at me from the shower head.
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