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#1
Im almost certain im not the only competitive swimmer on this forum, nad i feel like having some people to bullshit with about swimming as no one else really knows what any of it means.

So i decided to make this thread, i searched and didnt find anything, but i may just suck ass at searching.

So to start this thread off tell us what you swim for(club, high school, college, health)

Main events. example: 100 yd. butterfly,100 yd. breast(ololol ) etc.

Times in your events..

kind of suit used(speedo, jammer, those weird booty short things)(or girls suit if your a female...)

accomplishments(medals/awards, relay meet wins, division/county/state meet wins)

now lets have some fun with this!

Im in highschool
Im my schools butterflyer
I swim fly in the medely, the 50 free, the 100 fly, and im in the 200 free relay.
I ended the season last year going 59 seconds in a 100 fly(i know not too great but aye, i do work.)

i use a jammer, but seniors have to go speedo(my school lol), so im gonna hate that

I started the season with a torn rotator cuff, and i had my first meet the other day, it was a relay meet with 12 schools total, i went 1:05(fly leg) in a 400 medely and went the same speed as the kid doing a 100 free leg.

last season i was seeded to go 25th in the county, but i ended up droping 5 seconds somehow and placing 14th, and got in the newspaper for it.

i hope to swim in college if i get down to 55 seconds in my 100 fly, but who knows!
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I swam once. It was to get away from a shark.
I saw him like two days later in the city centre, and I give that bastard a piece of my mind.
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#3
comeon guys no spamming
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#4
wow one post and its off topic

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#5
Until recently i couldn't swim very well, then i realised i didn't breathe when i swam, i'm better now, still not a very fast swimmer but at least i'm breathing!

And there's my life story.
#6
I swim for honor!
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#10
That aint no draaaaw strang! sorry for the spam haha

I live in wyoming so I only have the chance to go swimming once or twice a year
#12
Quote by westdyolf
Im almost certain im not the only competitive swimmer on this forum, nad i feel like having some people to bullshit with about swimming as no one else really knows what any of it means.

So i decided to make this thread, i searched and didnt find anything, but i may just suck ass at searching.

So to start this thread off tell us what you swim for(club, high school, college, health)

Main events. example: 100 yd. butterfly,100 yd. breast(ololol ) etc.

Times in your events..

kind of suit used(speedo, jammer, those weird booty short things)(or girls suit if your a female...)

accomplishments(medals/awards, relay meet wins, division/county/state meet wins)

now lets have some fun with this!

Im in highschool
Im my schools butterflyer
I swim fly in the medely, the 50 free, the 100 fly, and im in the 200 free relay.
I ended the season last year going 59 seconds in a 100 fly(i know not too great but aye, i do work.)

i use a jammer, but seniors have to go speedo(my school lol), so im gonna hate that

I started the season with a torn rotator cuff, and i had my first meet the other day, it was a relay meet with 12 schools total, i went 1:05(fly leg) in a 400 medely and went the same speed as the kid doing a 100 free leg.

last season i was seeded to go 25th in the county, but i ended up droping 5 seconds somehow and placing 14th, and got in the newspaper for it.

i hope to swim in college if i get down to 55 seconds in my 100 fly, but who knows!

I'm in high school
I swim 200 free, 100 fly, 50 free
200 time: 2:00.56
100 fly: 1:03
50: 27.53
I wear a Speedo Endurance suit
I don't plan on swimming in college.
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#13
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I'm in high school
I swim 200 free, 100 fly, 50 free
200 time: 2:00.56
100 fly: 1:03
50: 27.53
I wear a Speedo Endurance suit
I don't plan on swimming in college.


yay someone took this seriously!

nice times, your pretty similar to me, i just despise the 200 free, its like the most unpleasant event ive ever tried, other than the i.m, **** that event.
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#14
High School and a separate club
I swim 50 Free, 100 free, 100 breast
50 free- 26.63
100 free- 1:01.30
100 breast - 1:19.??
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yay someone took this seriously!

nice times, your pretty similar to me, i just despise the 200 free, its like the most unpleasant event ive ever tried, other than the i.m, **** that event.

Hmm, I like the IM, just because I can get a big ass lead during the fly leg and then ease up for the rest. I don't like the 200 free much, but I'm pretty good with it, so...y'know.
I actually jsut got those times today.
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#16
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High School and a separate club
I swim 50 Free, 100 free, 100 breast
50 free- 26.63
100 free- 1:01.30
100 breast - 1:19.??
Speedo Endurance jammers

^congrats on your times
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i start like next week, its pretty much our hell week since like 3/4ths of the team goes to some random state and my coach gets all pissed to the point of being red lol.

have you?
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#18
yeah i gotcha, we do like 10000 yds a day, usually more.

but since we just started like 2 weeks ago we have been at around 7000yds
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#19
i havent properly got into swimming

but when i was younger i used to swim a lot. once a week too the pool and do as many lengths as i could in the given time. trained my self and after awhile was able to do a few lengths underwater.
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#20
Killer 100 fly time man!

Water polo and swim checking in here.

I play 2 meter guard and swim 100 free and the 200 free.

I do swim to keep in shape for polo and am admittedly not very good, as you will notice from my times. I'll probably swim JV as a senior.

100 free: 59.10

200 free: 2:06.43

I'm out until April though from all sports with injuries however which sucks big time. I'll be even slower when I return!
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#21
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Water polo and swim checking in here.

I play 2 meter guard and swim 100 free and the 200 free.


water polo is br00talz dude, well at least when my team of goons gets in the pool lol.
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#22
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I'm in high school
I swim 200 free, 100 fly, 50 free
200 time: 2:00.56
100 fly: 1:03
50: 27.53
I wear a Speedo Endurance suit
I don't plan on swimming in college.


How come your 50 is so slow compared to the 200 free.
#23
I'm not a competitive swimmer but I've been swimming since I was real little. During the summer an hour or so everyday. After warming up I can hold my breath for around 5min.
#24
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water polo is br00talz dude, well at least when my team of goons gets in the pool lol.


haha ya it's intense, i added my swim times to my post too i don't know why they didn't show up when i first posted
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#25
i used to swim back in high school and i might do intramural swimming when i transfer to my new college in the spring.

I used to swim Breaststroke in the 200 Medley Relay, either the 200 Freestyle or the 200 IM depending on the meet, the 500 Freestyle (which was my favorite event), sometimes the 100 Breaststroke, and was usually the anchor in the 200 and 400 Freestyle Relays depending on the met.

For the most part I don't remember my best times since my senior year was 4 years ago and I haven't competed since but I did go 5:07:12 in the 500 at Sections that year. I was also Co-Captain my senior year and MVP both my Junior and Senior years. Nowadays I just lifeguard for my old team and I gotta tell ya, while everyone who was a freshman when i was a senior has now shattered all my personal bests, the team just doesn't seem to have the same spark.
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i used to swim back in high school and i might do intramural swimming when i transfer to my new college in the spring.

I used to swim Breaststroke in the 200 Medley Relay, either the 200 Freestyle or the 200 IM depending on the meet, the 500 Freestyle (which was my favorite event), sometimes the 100 Breaststroke, and was usually the anchor in the 200 and 400 Freestyle Relays depending on the met.

For the most part I don't remember my best times since my senior year was 4 years ago and I haven't competed since but I did go 5:07:12 in the 500 at Sections that year. I was also Co-Captain my senior year and MVP both my Junior and Senior years. Nowadays I just lifeguard for my old team and I gotta tell ya, while everyone who was a freshman when i was a senior has now shattered all my personal bests, the team just doesn't seem to have the same spark.


exactly, when i was a freshman we had a horrible time swimming, it wasnt fun at all, but now that all of my year has stayed with the team, were all just a bunch of good swimmers who still have fun

i havent had a practice yet where ive almost pissed myself laughing, if i smacked someone with a kickboard, or dumped ice down someones suit, its just fun.
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HAH!

I should sig that! But that's not why, I just don't likebfeeling naked while up on the blocks, I'm hung well, I just don't feel like being nude lol
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#31
If by 'competitive swimmer' you mean 'creepy guy who goes to watch 18-year old girls in bikinis' then yes, yes I am a competitive swimmer. You can also replace '18' with '8' for additional accuracy.
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#33
50meter and 50 yard are almost the same, but for your country put your measurement system.

I know the us is retarded and uses a stupid system no one else does. Don't know why we aren't metric yet.

If we get a few pages I should make an official water sports and swimming thread
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#34
Is that your 3rd thread today?
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#35
I swim for my high school, been swimming since I was 3 but only started getting competitive around 7th grade.
I do 50m/100m fly and 50/100/200m free
in general though I suck at long distance (for running as well as swimming) but I'm pretty decent at sprints.
my 50 m free is 25.57, I don't remember my other times though.
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#37
I used to swim competitively, I got my 50 free time under 30 seconds before I gave up. I also used to do surf life saving but in competition I was a beach sprinter. Again I got my Surf Rescue Certificate and gave up.

Sorta went off the idea and it was taking up way too much time.
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#38
Swimming's interesting. Because sometimes I do it for fun. Other times..I do it to not die.

It just depends on what I'm wearing really.

Swimming trunks? We're good.

Pants? Uh oh.

Naked? ...We'll see.
#39
my times:

50m free: 27,56s
100m free: 59,13s
200m free: ~2:10
50m fly: 30,48s
50m back: 31,95s
and I suck at 50m breast: 37,13s
#40
nice times dude, i personally hate the 200 free, the 500 free is okay tho, only because you can actually pace rather than have a fast paced split.

50 fly isnt too bad, you proably go around a 1:05 at best speeds?

i hate brest stroke, thats why i cant do the i.m lol
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