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#1
Anything that has to do with hair, metal, metal hair, hair metal (ps: it sucks), and such goes here.

So, uuuh, hair talk!
#5
Spray > gel

I'd also like to say I have extremely soft hair due to my natural oil barrier, and women love this. I was also tempted to buy a straightener last week, but decided against it.
#6
Best hair ever.

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Saxo-Walrus

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#10
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Sometimes I give myself a shampoo mohawk.


"I recall Central Park in, how you tore your dress, what a mess..."
Quote by progbass
that progbass has the best facial hair in metal forum

fallenangel20 would have to disagree, my friend.
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#13
Yeah, stupid. It's Kombat.


I win by default.
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#15
Quote by InvaderTSN
You suck.

My hair just dried after being washed. Feels good man.


The only thing good to me that came out of the hair metal trend:



Speaking of facial hair, I am attempting to grow a douche patch. It's pretty faint for now though, and I'm not even sure if asians are capable of growing soul patches
#16
Quote by piratemetalhead
Speaking of facial hair, I am attempting to grow a douche patch. It's pretty faint for now though, and I'm not even sure if asians are capable of growing soul patches


Only the Yakuza.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#17
Quote by fallenangel20
Best hair ever.


Sidenote: I totally have that sweatshirt/jacket/whatever he's wearing, same color and all.

On the topic of hair/Mortal Kombat, a friend of mine looks like Liu Kang, and we tried to get him to grow his hair longer in the back, but he wouldn't do it. Pansy.
#18
Quote by piratemetalhead
The only thing good to me that came out of the hair metal trend:

Speaking of facial hair, I am attempting to grow a douche patch. It's pretty faint for now though, and I'm not even sure if asians are capable of growing soul patches


Hey, don't deny the greatness that is the song Kickstart My Heart.

I don't think us Asians can grow facial hair. It'll be a Fu Manchu at most.
#19
Quote by progbass

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#21
It doesn now, obviously. I mean, I'M here.

You can't have a thread about hair, that I'm included in, without speaking of my truly magnificent facial follicles.
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Saxo-Walrus

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#22
But how does your copper-colored chin warmer fare against the mighty mutton chops?

Last edited by TheMantipede at Dec 13, 2009,
#23
Mutton Chops aren't beards.

It's sideburns.
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#25
Quote by fallenangel20
Mutton Chops aren't beards.

It's sideburns.

That's the point though, it's a contest over which is superior. Or are you insinuating that sideburns and the like don't belong in the annals of history side by side with beards, mustaches, and in certain cases, eyebrows?
#26
Quote by TheMantipede
That's the point though, it's a contest over which is superior. Or are you insinuating that sideburns and the like don't belong in the annals of history side by side with beards, mustaches, and in certain cases, eyebrows?

Oh, no. Not at all. I thought you were trying to ask if my beard was better than sideburns.

And, as I said, they're different. Apples and oranges.

I'm not prejudice to the sideburns.
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#27
I think my hair might be sentient. It cannot be controlled by any means. =D
I am me. Live with it.
#28
Speaking of side burns...
SCALD
Quote by Phill-Rock
That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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Quote by k1ng_pooh
what in the name of satanus is a bass?

Quote by smb
I think it's a type of fish.


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#33
According to most, my facial hair looks like pubes on my face. I have amazing hair though, amazing.
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Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
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#34
Mine is taking so long to grow

I will be able to windmill soon, I will!
Up The Boro!
#35
Quote by I_hate_kyle
Despite being nearly 20, I can't grow proper facial hair. Feels bad, man.


I know. Its sad seeing all these little kids with beards and yet we dont have none.
#36
Can anybody else not grow that part on the corners of their mouth? I've been trying to grow a goatee but that one part wont grow.
Obsession! Obsessive! Obsessed! Abscess!
#37
Quote by jetfuel495
Man. Should have seen my kvlt as fvck no shave November beard. It was kvlt. As fvck.

Wait, wait...


How kvlt was it?
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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#39
Quote by Dimefan69
Can anybody else not grow that part on the corners of their mouth? I've been trying to grow a goatee but that one part wont grow.


Same all I need is that part.
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