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I am in my house crawling on the floor. I keep opening my eyes and appearing on different spots on my floor, in my house. I then realize I am in the living room and I flip over and land right side up.

I go through the kitchen and into the dining room. It is just like our house except the furniture is arranged slightly differently. Light is also shining brightly through the large, glass windows. There is a drum set pressed against the window wall in the dining room. The dining room is much larger than normal. I look into the lviing room and there are guitars set up everywhere where the couches usually go. I then look to a window at the front of my house. It takes up the whole wall there. There is a little wooden desk next to the window with a piece of paper and a pencil sitting on it. I open the large glass window outwards and step out.

I am now in a large room that is surrounded by windows. I look up and even the ceiling are glass windows. I decide I want to fly despite the glass above me. I look upwards and try and fly. I lift off the ground ten feet, going right through the glass and then come down near the side of my house. Then, looking downward I rocket up from the ground into the skies above. As I raise higher and higher I come above the clouds. Above the clouds I raise over a huge bridge. It continues in the sky for as far as I can see.


So, I just thought I'd share my experiences of flight and see if you guys have ever tried to fly and what crazy things you've found up above the clouds.
#7
lay off the drugs man
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This is what happens when you give a stoner a computer.
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#10
After actually reading the post, that was pretty cool. Except the paper/pencil was completely irrelevant to the story, please incorporate it somehow into the plot.
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Your sig makes me sad because I read that twice before reading your sig *thin-spoiler alert*
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#14
That, my freinds, is why drugs are still illegal... Idiot just walked out his window when his house was 30,000 feet up....
You can call me Aaron.


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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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Share the drugs man

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That, my freinds, is why drugs are still illegal... Idiot just walked out his window when his house was 30,000 feet up....

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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That, my freinds, is why drugs are still illegal... Idiot just walked out his window when his house was 30,000 feet up....


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#20
I did that once.
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#27
Cool blog, bro.
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