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#1
Alright, buddies got mono and I need some funny jokes for him(whatever whatever I do what I want)

But yeah. Mono jokes.
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#2
dunno man mono isnt very funny
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#3
this is one that you can say to him:

"haha, you get more girls than me"

don't be a douche when you're buddy's feelin down

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#4
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
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#6
You made this thread improperly, inorder to get the desired response from the pit you should have said that you had mono.
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You made this thread improperly, inorder to get the desired response from the pit you should have said that you had mono.

For my pit experience, "my friend" roughly translates to "me"
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#9
But seriously, he told me that the Doctor was making fun of him and telling him that he shouldnt be skrewing around. HE'S 15! Oh and I made a Philidolphia joke.
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#11
You may have mono, but I have STEREO!


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#12
Oh..you didnt mean a monobrow...

Isnt mono a disorder or something? Thats pretty mean.
#13
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Oh..you didnt mean a monobrow...

Isnt mono a disorder or something? Thats pretty mean.


no its a sickness caused mainly by kissing
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I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.


I seriously thought that I had it for a few weeks last year, and it turns out that I was just bored.
#17
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I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I commend you good sir, for appropriately using a Waynes World quote.
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#18
AND ITS NOT THAT BAD! A sore throat and tired a little. NOT AIDS!
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#19
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AND ITS NOT THAT BAD! A sore throat and tired a little. NOT AIDS!


Its more than that sometimes. A mate had it and got really sick. You can die from it too, swelling of some organ or some shit, meh.
#20
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That's just as stupid as saying AIDS is caused by sex. It's just that mono is very easy to transfer, especially before you show symptoms.


you, sir, are an idiot

it actually has the nickname "kissing disease"

wow.
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you, sir, are an idiot

it actually has the nickname "kissing disease"

wow.


Its not caused by kissing though. Only transferred through it. At least, thats one way its transferred.
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#25
I almost died from mono, see the scar? I circled it just in case



My spleen ruptured just because mono made it swell.

So yeah why don't we joke about cancer.


I'm just ****in with ya, but really I did almost die from mono.
#26
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you, sir, are an idiot

it actually has the nickname "kissing disease"

wow.

No, he was extremely right.
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#27
Why did mono cross the road?

To get to the other side.
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#28
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No, he was extremely right.


....he really wasnt...

saying aids is mainly caused by sex isnt stupid, because it IS mainly caused by sex.
needles and blood exchange is very very very secondary compared to it being transfered by sex.

mono is mainly passed on through kissing. because its main way of transmission is through saliva. and it really isnt very contagious

learn your facts before posting.

http://mylaurier.ca/health/info/mono.htm
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#29
Lol I thought this was gonna be about monobrows... man those things crack me up.
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#30
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....he really wasnt...

saying aids is mainly caused by sex isnt stupid, because it IS mainly caused by sex.
needles and blood exchange is very very very secondary compared to it being transfered by sex.

mono is mainly passed on through kissing. because its main way of transmission is through saliva. and it really isnt that contagious

learn your facts before posting.

http://mylaurier.ca/health/info/mono.htm

No, retard. AIDS is spread by sex. Not caused by it. Mono is spread by kissing. Not caused by it. He corrected your wording and you called him an idiot.
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#31
Speaking of Mono...this thread is now about Frida Kahlo.


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#32
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spread and caused are practically the same thing,

what was it caused by then? god?


if somebody asked you what caused your aids? are you gunna say well the transmission of the virus from apes to the human race did.

no your going to say by having sex with an infected person.


and then the person could ask well what caused the aids in the ape?
then *the natural creation of a virus which could withstand itself in an apes body by living dormant in its cells for ten years until it effictively ruins its immune system*?

"Caused by" and "spread by" are extremely different. AIDS and mono are caused by viruses and spread (primarily) through sex and oral transmission, respectively.
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#33
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No, retard. AIDS is spread by sex. Not caused by it. Mono is spread by kissing. Not caused by it. He corrected your wording and you called him an idiot.



on a forum correcting english does make you look like an idiot

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it is spread by kissing, it is also caused by kissing, the direct physical side effects are caused by the infection sure, the infection in your body was caused by you kissing an infected person.

the reason for it spreading was caused by your action, effectively being caused by that action.
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#34
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on a forum correcting english does make you look like an idiot

refer to my sig


it is spread by kissing, it is also caused by kissing, the direct physical side effects are caused by the infection sure, the infection in your body was caused by you kissing an infected person.

the reason for it spreading was caused by your action, effectively being caused by that action.

No, it makes you look like somewhat who is cautious with their words, a sign of wisdom and higher functioning.

I have better shit to do than debate this with you.
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#35
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No, it makes you look like somewhat who is cautious with their words, a sign of wisdom and higher functioning.

I have better shit to do than debate this with you.


wisdom and english skills are not even in the slightest related.
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#36
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on a forum correcting english does make you look like an idiot

refer to my sig


it is spread by kissing, it is also caused by kissing, the direct physical side effects are caused by the infection sure, the infection in your body was caused by you kissing an infected person.

the reason for it spreading was caused by your action, effectively being caused by that action.




You're saying he's wrong by saying it's spread, not caused, by kissing, and then saying he's dumb for simply correcting english, when he's actually correcting more than just grammar. You, sir, are the idiot.
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You're saying he's wrong by saying it's spread, not caused, by kissing, and then saying he's dumb for simply correcting english, when he's actually correcting more than just grammar. You, sir, are the idiot.


caused has more hten one direct meaning as is being stated by the other guys post

it can also mean spread as i explained.
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#38
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caused has more hten one direct meaning as is being stated by the other guys post

it can almost mean spread as i explained.



You just admitted here that you were wrong. Please stop burning bridges and get over it. You were wrong, it happens to everyone.
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#39
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caused has more hten one direct meaning as is being stated by the other guys post

it can almost mean spread as i explained.


but by having a go at someone for saying it was spread, not caused, in the same light as AIDS is SPREAD by sex, not caused and then saying AIDS was caused by sex, and then backflipping on your own words, your credibility is low, hence, flaming.
#40
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You just admitted here that you were wrong. Please stop burning bridges and get over it. You were wrong, it happens to everyone.


that was a typo i meant also

im done with arguing, it can also mean spread in the context of how i used it.
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