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I was never one to make a fool of myself. Always watching every step I took to make sure I didn't do anything to blemish my reputation. I guess you could say I was the quiet kid who always kept to himself. Nobody disliked me not did anyone really liked me either. I just went my way and the people I knew went their's.

So there I was, walking and minding my own business as usual. It was a typical day. Wake up, school, sleep, with the food and sorts mixed in. I was making my way to my next class on a lower floor.

The stairs were always crowded.

For some reason, people felt the need to gather around the staircases to socialize and leave every other sociable area empty. Large area for students to roam around? Empty. Seats and tables in the lunch area nearby? Empty. Classrooms? Empty as well.

I shuffled along down the stairs, trying my best to keep the mass of human flesh from coming to a standstill.

It was two stairs, actually, that you had to go through to get to the first floor. In between was a stage area where bands would perform for dances as well as for DJs.

And yes, the kids would stand around and clog the traffic here as well.

I was nearly done with my travel on the final steps when suddenly...

I missed a step.

My heart jumped.

I soiled my pants.

I conscience was screaming pitiful "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" as I plummeted to my untimely fate of pain.

My body did what a human body did best.


Crash to the floor.


Everyone around me stopped in silence and stared at my writhing body on the ground.

The shame.

"Stop laughing at me!" I cried at their silence and made my way towards the large double doors.

What have I done? I will never hear the end of this while I'm still attending this school. I will be the center of jokes and laughs.

As the double doors closed, I could hear them all burst out laughing and chattering away.

Laughing and chattering about me.

About my foolishness.


^--- Story only semi-related.

Don't you hate it when you're walking down the steps or off a ledge and your body misses the target?

It's like your body enters a momentary "**** I'M GOING TO DIE" state.

I'm just glad I've never done it in public.


God damn air steps.

I've done it once going upstairs as well with a cake in my arms.
Just glad I was able to keep my balance and not make it worse.
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#2
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#3
I expected something in the vein of The Grudge.
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#5
you're alone on this TS, oh and I laugh at you
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#6
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Wat.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#8
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What. The. ****.
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#10
I hate walking up or down (especially down) stairs in the dark. Every step is pure terror.
#11
like when you walk up stairs and you think that theres one more step and you have six inches of WTF!!!??? until you hit the ground?
no sir away a papaya war is on
#12
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like when you walk up stairs and you think that theres one more step and you have six inches of WTF!!!??? until you hit the ground?


Yes.



And WTF is going on up there?

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#13
Are any of MLilianthal's posts making sense to anyone else...?
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Are any of MLilianthal's posts making sense to anyone else...?

His posts are as credible as BTBAM´s revelance.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#15
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His posts are as credible as BTBAM´s revelance.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#16
Yeah, I hate that feeling where you're going down the stairs, it's dark but there's just enough light that everything's a formless grey outline...it looks like there's more steps than there actually is, so you take a step downwards, your foot hits the floor too hard and then a bear jumps out and eats you.
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#17
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His posts are as credible as BTBAM´s talent.

>__>
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#18
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Are any of MLilianthal's posts making sense to anyone else...?


Well.. apparently a cat will blink when struck with a hammer. :/
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>__>

That's not even funny, man.
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My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#20
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Well.. apparently a cat will blink when struck with a hammer. :/


Pffttt, says you
#21
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That's not even funny, man.




I just don't enjoy listening to them that's all, there's worse bands out there.
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I just don't enjoy listening to them that's all, there's worse bands out there.

Your loss
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My balance is impeccable.
IMPECCABLE.

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hahahaha awesome

Please explain your other two posts in this thread
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My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
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...How is that self-explanatory?
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#28
^Yeah, that's my main problem with it. Also, cats and hammers?
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#29
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I just don't enjoy listening to them that's all, there's worse bands out there.



Doesn't listen to BTBAM...........Awesome APC lyric in sig....

...


How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


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#31
How was BTBAM brought up?? this thread makes no sense to me.

On topicish: You talking about those small steps which you can't see as well? you're just walking along a supposedly flat surface then suddenly fall off a mini cliff and yell "SHIT!?"
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#32
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How was BTBAM brought up?? this thread makes no sense to me.

That would be my sig.

That's the only mystery I can unravel, though. Someone call Scooby and the gang.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#34
Sort of like when you yearn to discover the untold wealth submerged in your tasty broth, but as none of your periscopes are suitable for stews you are only able to speculate as to their splendour?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#35
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The stairs were always crowded.

For some reason, people felt the need to gather around the staircases to socialize and leave every other sociable area empty. Large area for students to roam around? Empty. Seats and tables in the lunch area nearby? Empty. Classrooms? Empty as well.

I shuffled along down the stairs, trying my best to keep the mass of human flesh from coming to a standstill.

EVERY.

****ING.

DAY.

That kind of thing pisses me off to no end.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies at gunpoint.
Where words fail, bullets speak.
Violence never solved anything, except for every conflict ever.

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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?


Relax dood now we can discuss BTBAM. So what you think of colors?


On topic my goddamn hair always gets in ma face and i'canna see a thing until I hit the ground.
and I don't care if I live or die,
because I ain't ever going to no other side,
there ain't no heaven and there ain't no hell,
but I am a sinner so it's all just as well
#39
Heh, how ironic...
Today between my first and second period, like..40 minutes ago, my shoe slipped on the edge of the step and I fell, slamming my forehead off the stair in front of me.

Hurt really bad. =/
Then people laughed...made it worse.
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#40
I fell all way down my stairs last night. But it wasn't because of missing a step, it was that I was wearing socks and have hardwood floors. There was a laptop in my hands that did not get dropped; I feel like such a ninja.
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