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#1
Well, a few hours ago I was sound a sleep, till i felt a pain in my mouth. I woke up and felt another shape pain but this time it was on my tongue. I tried to gasp for air, but ended up swallowing the spider. So I traumatized by the ordeal, I could not go to sleep especially with the thought of something living inside of me. My mouth still hurts I though it would go away but it has not subsided. How do I get this thing out of me!?!?! Im just took a painkiller that should help with the pain.
#5
I did that when I was 6... Since then I'm arachnophobic
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Sometimes girls say that too...
#6
I'm sure your stomach acid will take care of it
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#7
Swallow a bird, but you might need to swallow a dog to catch the bird, and then something else to catch the dog...it might end badly.

You shouldn't have swallowed a fly in the first place.
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#8
Enjoy the thousands of spidereggs inside of you
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#9
the spider wil be killed by the acid in your stomach, if it lives that far, so i wouldnt worry about the thought of it living inside you.

EDIT:

Unless of course you actually inhaled the spider. Then you are really in trouble. It will be like Aragog from Harry Potter, only 10 times worse.
Last edited by jimmy_neutron at Dec 14, 2009,
#10
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Swallow a bird, but you might need to swallow a dog to catch the bird, and then something else to catch the dog...it might end badly.

You shouldn't have swallowed a fly in the first place.




#11
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Swallow a cat.

No, you swallow a bird to catch a spider, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse, which leaves you dead... of course.
#12
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No, you swallow a bird to catch a spider, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse, which leaves you dead... of course.



Not if you swallow a man with a gun to kill the horse.
#13
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No, you swallow a bird to catch a spider, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse, which leaves you dead... of course.


NO U

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#14
Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.
#15
Your poop is going to stick to everything.
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#16
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Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.


#17
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Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.


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It sucked though.
#18
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#19
Try drinking lots of fluids
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#20
i read somewhere people generally swallow 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime
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#21
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Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.


He might as well have swallowed inferior versions of all the animals at the same time.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#22
Actually, you should expose yourself to large amounts of gamma radiation and see if you turn into spiderman.
#24
It's a shame you didn't get to see what kind of spider it was. It would be a shame if you got bitten by a Black Widow and didn't realise. But I'm sure that's not the case, you're probably perfectly safe...

I'm just kidding. You're going to die.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#25
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Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.


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#26
you're going to be sh*tting webs for the rest of your life.

Just drink some bleach, you'll be alright.
See above post ^
#28
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i read somewhere people generally swallow 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime


You'd be extremely [un]lucky to swallow 2 spiders in your entire lifetime.
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#31
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The painkillers have kicked in...I have accepted my fate as a host.

We'll all be over shortly then.
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#33
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By the way, it wasn't a spider....

it was one of these http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09/tongue-eating-parasite-discovered.php


Wow. I'm going to need one of those, some rohypnol, and the address of that annoying cunt who won the X-factor.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#36
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That's a myth.

It was a myth started to show how common untrue facts become 'general knowledge.' Ironic right?


Wow good to know! Thanks man
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#39
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Line 6 amps are the worst to swallow. You should save up and swallow something better.





Hope you don't mind if I sig this.
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#40
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