It was new to me. And I lol'd.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
Remember the Newcastle Gangbang?

That was worse. Way worse.
I'm going in;

Rambo style
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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i thought this would be "I got a girlfriend to model for a car", I guess not.
Same thread was posted yesterday.

Still as epic, but I don't think it deserves two threads, just bump the old one.

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