#1
what are some of the best songs ever with really funny innuendos? like "something in your mouth" by nickelback. (i despise nickelback, but its all i can come up with right now) plz tell me, cause i feel like having a good laugh today.
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The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang. The whole thing is filled with awesome innuendos.
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#8
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

One GIGANTIC collection of innuendos and puns.


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#12
Most KISS songs will suffice ..I would think
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#13
I knew AC/DC..... ill listen to those others, :pour some sugar on me and animal are good ones.... van halens got some god ones too
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Mechanix by Megadeath is full of sexual innuendo.


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#20
cool... im loading them right now...
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Put a piece of tape on the headstock and write "Gibson" on it.
If done properly, this should quadruple your sustain.

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#21
Goblin Girl - Frank Zappa. There's one in the title and everything

Edit: BTW OP,No, in YOUR endo!

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#23
Queen - Innuendo?
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#27
of courese

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo- Bloodhound Gang. 100% innuendo.
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Pantera -cat scratch fever
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#32
Big Ten Inch Record by Aerosmith
Love Gun by KISS
Lick it Up by KISS
Touch Too Much - AC/DC
Big Guns - Skid Row
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - Ted Nugent
Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent


There's tons of them... I'd say like 75% of rock songs over the years have had some kind of innuendo in them.
#33
Those aren't innuendos, they're pretty direct. Now, Turning Japanese by The Vapors, that's innuendo right there.
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