#1
and yes i'm a guy. We have a choreographed dance with the whole group first, a deep thought, catwalk strut (in a dress), pick-up line, and a talent. It's kind of a stupid school-spirit fundraising thing for school, I agreed to do it for bonus points.

Obviously the whole thing is going to be quite embarrassing. I need some stage nerve tips for a guy wearing a dress in front of the entire school that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol. It's happening in T-minus 2 hours and 44 minutes.
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#4
Just keep in mind the whole time that all the girls in the school will want to bonerize you afterwards. It is the truth. Also maybe try and sneak in some booze.
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#6
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Queer.


LMAO!
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#7
When you get up there, just think: 'The whole school is watching me and I'm wearing a dress.'
#11
While i'm doing this we had to have 5 facts about us on the runway.

Mine were pretty stupid but I did sneak in an inside joke
1: Likes to listen to Barbara Streisand Records while sipping grape juice (can't put wine, it's school)
2: Likes to whisper sweet nothing's into (friends) ear
3: Watches Big Momma's House daily (Big Momma's house is our inside stoner code, like "Hey dude, I just got Big Momma's House on Blue-Ray (Meaning you got chron) wanna come watch it?)
4: is a conosseur of Italian cheeses
5: Greatest dream is to surf on a Galapogos Tortoise
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#13
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Have fun with it, pretend youre Zoolander.

Magnum. It's the only way.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#15
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Imagine everyone in the room naked.

Ye especially all the gay guys in the room. You never know, u might get lucky 2night....
#17
I read it as you had to get a beauty pregnant.

Well this is far less exciting.
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#18
Don't forget to shave your legs hun!
"Bleed in your own light, Dream of your own life, I miss me, I miss everything...I'll never be"
#19
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Magnum. It's the only way.


I should just wear jeans and try to take my underwear off without moving my legs
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#22
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Magnum. It's the only way.

BLOOOOO STEEEELLLLL
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#24
bonus points? O.o

stick to doin well in school and don't become queer
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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#25
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I just wear jeans and try to take my underwear off without moving my legs

Also good, but less spectacular.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#26
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Just watch Big Mommas house before hand


Dude that would be good if it wasn't for school. The administration and all the parents would trip me out so bad.
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#27
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bonus points? O.o

stick to doin well in school and don't become queer

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#30
I should start "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too". I was gonna buy a sickening guitar, like the biggest POS ever and smash it cause i'm doing the Star-Spangled Banner...Hendrix Style for my talent.
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#31
paint your toenails. and remember. hairspray is your friend.
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Wow.

This is deep
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Was the pun intended?
Actually no

E-married to Nikki82
#32
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I should start "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Well and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Well Also"


fix'd
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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ah screw you lol

#33
Pile make-up on like it's going out of fashion. And remember, If your face doesn't feel like it's going to fall the **** off. You aren't wearing enough make-up.

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#34
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Magnum. It's the only way.


i was hoping someone would say that.
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#35
Well i'm gonna head back to school. Thanks for the.....interesting responses PIT! We have a guy photographing the whole thing so i'll try to post pictures when I get them.
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#36
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Well i'm gonna head back to school. Thanks for the.....interesting responses PIT! We have a guy photographing the whole thing so i'll try to post pictures when I get them.
Good idea.
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#37
Totally got 2nd place! It went really well, my friend got a lot of good pictures. He's not online yet but i'll have pictures to share soon!
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