Poll: Did you ever believe in The Stork?
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View poll results: Did you ever believe in The Stork?
Yes
3 3%
No
88 97%
Voters: 91.
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#1
A post in one of those Santa Claus threads mentioned "the Stork" and it got me thinking about how my parents never told me anything like that when I was younger. I remember being really little and asking where babies came from and they just said "Mommy's tummy" and I was like "k". I mean, I had heard about the stork from TV and stuff, but I was just like "That's retarded, who the **** would believe that shit?" So, have you at any point believed in The Stork?
#2
No. I thought babies were just... made. Magically, almost. If two people were in love, it just arrived.
Then I learned about sex in grade 4 but not what purpose it served.
Then I learned in grade 5...
That's the day I stopped wanting to become a magician. =[
#3
I was never a stranger to the ways of the woman. So no.
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#4
same as you there bro. my parents never told me any of that crap. my dad always told me santa was bullsh!t too. only my grandparents tried to make me believe anything.

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#7
Nope. My parents just said what your parents said. However, I never got "the talk" from them. I guess they figured I'd figure it out by myself. Which I did.
#9
Quote by Holy Katana
Nope. My parents just said what your parents said. However, I never got "the talk" from them. I guess they figured I'd figure it out by myself. Which I did.

Samesies.
#12
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I thought they came from lots of kissing.

That's what I used to think sex was. Naked kissing.
#14
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I thought they came from lots of kissing.
This.
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#15
Quote by Holy Katana
Nope. My parents just said what your parents said. However, I never got "the talk" from them. I guess they figured I'd figure it out by myself. Which I did.


I never got "the talk" either. When I asked my dad, he gave me one of his old Playboys to look through, then asked if I had any questions. Which I did. I asked if he had any more magazines
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#16
my parents never did that. they actually never talked to me about sex or anything sex related.
#17
Quote by codyadamscea


I didn't know anyone actually believed in the stork.


LOVE the pic
And same.
#19
I always thought babies came from the ass until I was like, 17. Would explain why I got slapped after I tried sticking my dick up a girls behind. Well, that or the ten pints of Stella blurring my vision.
#20
My parents never talked to me about anything sexrelated.
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#21
My parents never told me about the stork. I don't even know what you're talking about.

But I learned about sex in my 2nd grade class, because we fancied drawing penises everywhere, so they thought we ought to know.

Now we just draw more penises.
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#22
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My parents never talked to me about anything sexrelated.
Same. I turned out alright.
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#24
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My parents never talked to me about anything sexrelated.


Same. My mother gave me a pack of condoms when I was 15 and my Dad told me "any holes a goal". I still hold him to this five years later.
#25
Quote by crackerpleaz
A post in one of those Santa Claus threads mentioned "the Stork" and it got me thinking about how my parents never told me anything like that when I was younger. I remember being really little and asking where babies came from and they just said "Mommy's tummy" and I was like "k". I mean, I had heard about the stork from TV and stuff, but I was just like "That's retarded, who the **** would believe that shit?" So, have you at any point believed in The Stork?

same here. they said stork a couple times, but sarcasticly and I know they were joking.
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#26
Wow at the poll results. I didn't think I'd ever see this day. Of course, it'll all be ruined in a minute when some asshole reads this post.
#27
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Wow at the poll results. I didn't think I'd ever see this day. Of course, it'll all be ruined in a minute when some asshole reads this post.

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#32
I didn't really think about it 'til I was a little bit older than the stork years. Though the fact that my Mum became pregnant when I was 4 would have made it a bit difficult to buy into if my parents had tried to tell me that. I just knew it involved women getting fat, then they went to hospital, then there was a baby. I didn't really try and connect the dots until I was told in year 5.

Though I also used to think that sex was just naked kissing ... that somehow involved lions ... I still get turned on by the lion king.
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#34
Quote by Holy Katana
It was codyadamscea, I'm pretty sure.

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#35
I dont think i thought about it until i learnt the truth.. or maybe i just cant remember my theories
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#38
i did sex ed when i was like 10 every year until i was 14. then tried it myself.


now im a pro. my parents never bothered telling me, they let the school do it.

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#39
Quote by aaciseric
I didn't really think about it 'til I was a little bit older than the stork years. Though the fact that my Mum became pregnant when I was 4 would have made it a bit difficult to buy into if my parents had tried to tell me that. I just knew it involved women getting fat, then they went to hospital, then there was a baby. I didn't really try and connect the dots until I was told in year 5.

Though I also used to think that sex was just naked kissing ... that somehow involved lion ... I still get turned on by the lion king.

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