#1
Hey guys I think that you should all check out my friend Adam's black metal band. They're pretty Kvlt.

They don't have any songs or play instruments (that would be selling out), but they're pretty good. They just played their first show; they went out on stage with no instruments decked out in corpse paint, and refused to play anything.

They're pretty unique in the black metal scene in that they don't have a band name. At least I don't think they do. I asked him about it and he just stared at me. Anyway, feel free to try to add them on myspace, but you probably won't as their profile doesn't exist, and when it's created, it'll be set to private.


*This is 100% true I swear to god. My friend told me about this, and it's the funniest thing I've heard this year.
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well then...
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#8
That may be so, but if their grummer cannot play grums then they have little chance.
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#9
Dude!!!!!! They do nothing!!!!!!!
It was the most awe inspiring thing I never saw!!!!!!!
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metal. as. ****.
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#11
That's the only kind of black metal I can tolerate.
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edit: The name 'adam' for a black metal band member is unbelievable, therefore i do not believe.



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#13
This could have been funny, if not for the fact that alot black metal bands don't tour or play live at all, which kinda ruined it for me. Sorry.
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