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#1
Yeah, you've probably got them. So lets hear! If this has been done before, shoot me in the ass and called me Uncle Bryn.

- I am extremely nosey, I have to know what's going on or what's happened
- I'm pretty opinionated about people, but I'll always give people a chance


I probably have some more I can edit in later.
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#2
Social Anxiety.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#3
I often can't think of anything to say. Wich is... you know. Yeah.
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#4
I say ermmmm before most things I say.
CYMRU


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I cut my tongue with a spoon.


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#5
I am extremely handsome, funny, approachable, witty, sexually attractive and modest.

God, Its terrible.
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#6
sometimes people struggle to understand what I'm saying. Like I sometimes join words together by accident.
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#8
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I am extremely handsome, funny, approachable, witty, sexually attractive and modest.

God, Its terrible.

i can vouch for this. i'm succumbing to it right now.

and TS, you sound like a dick
#9
- I'm too sensitive
- I care too much about other people which leads me to neglect myself
- I can never take my own advice
- I'm a perfectionist
- I over complicate things which leads me to become really stressed out
- I worry too much
- It takes a long time for me to even remotely trust someone and I can't say I trust anyone but myself at the moment.
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#10
i can't hear my friends when i'm on the bus and i always say "what??" then they say nevermind which pisses me off

damn thy deafness
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#11
I'm good at expressing my thoughts in writing and in my head but when I go to speak them I can't articulate them properly and it comes out like a garbled mess.
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#12
I am a mute

I don't like coming into contact with people around my age when I am on my own as I fear they will attack me.

I would also probably rather sit and listen to music then have a conversation with someone.
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#13
I consider my self a humble demi-god
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And some pedals
#16
I care WAY to much
I eat to fast
I HATE being in public places
I say what I think( were I live nobody really tells what thry think so I'm "rude")
I can only express my self through writing
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Did you just say you can't rape?


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#18
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I eat like a ****ing horse, but my wrists and forearms are still like this =


+1, I hate that, I wish my wrists would get bigger. D:

I have IOCD. iTunes Obssesive compulsive disorder, I can't stand it when a song doesn't have its information, I will come running home to fix it if I have to, and spend most of my free time making my iTunes library as perfect as possible...
#19
Quote by Spitz13
+1, I hate that, I wish my wrists would get bigger. D:

I have IOCD. iTunes Obssesive compulsive disorder, I can't stand it when a song doesn't have its information, I will come running home to fix it if I have to, and spend most of my free time making my iTunes library as perfect as possible...


Same, actually.

It has to be right, down to the album art and year it came out.
#20
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I'm good at expressing my thoughts in writing and in my head but when I go to speak them I can't articulate them properly and it comes out like a garbled mess.


Yes. Someone else who does this. I come up with a perfect argument, statement, whatever. Then, for some reason, I can't say it out loud
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
#21
I drink heavily to make up for an odd void in my soul that should be been filled by healthy relationships with other people,which never really manifested because of my habit of fighting for no reason earlier in life.

It's kind of like fighting fire with cancer,but I somehow make it work.

I've also been told that I'm a depressing person by numerous people because I see no joy in simple things like a child's laughter and instead choose to focus on things like shadow governments and world ending disasters .

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#22
I can't put on weight. It doesn't really both me, but it just makes me feel a little odd. And not to mention colder.

I'm completely deaf on the phone. Sometimes off the phone, too.

90% of noises make me jump. It's ridiculous and embarrassing.

And finally, I'm lazy and have barely any motivation. Wouldn't you have guessed?!
#25
Quote by Nietsche
I'm good at expressing my thoughts in writing and in my head but when I go to speak them I can't articulate them properly and it comes out like a garbled mess.



This. Unless I get really angry or excited.

For instance:

Ignorant reactionary - "Communism is a nice idea in theory, but it's too unrealistic. Like, human nature prevents it."

Me - "(Eloquent) BAAWWWWWW"
#26
When it comes to playing music, I have an extremely low attention span. Unless I really concentrate, halfway through a riff I'll randomly start improvising.

I'm never sure where to look when talking to someone, so my eyes normally flick from their left eye to their right eye to their mouth to something in the distance and then back again.
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#27
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
I often can't think of anything to say. Wich is... you know. Yeah.


I'm like that too, and words easily ceases to flow from my mouth.

And another weird thing about me (that i hate):
I can't look a girl in the eyes if shes placed on my right lol, but if she's on my left hand side, there's no problem, that's weird.

... and what King Twili said.
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#28
-Take things too hard. I don't care if it's a playground joke, I get ridiculously down if someone says something mean about me.
-I'm paranoid. Someone's laughing, they looked at me too, therefore, they ARE laughing at me.
-I time social occasions when everyone else is 'busy'. F*ck off are you busy.
-I have no motivation to do anything.
-No confidence. I've been meanng to ask a girl out for months now, but what if she says no?
#29
I hate my laziness most, although it's good not to over-care.

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-Take things too hard. I don't care if it's a playground joke, I get ridiculously down if someone says something mean about me.
-I'm paranoid. Someone's laughing, they looked at me too, therefore, they ARE laughing at me.
-I time social occasions when everyone else is 'busy'. F*ck off are you busy.
-I have no motivation to do anything.
-No confidence. I've been meanng to ask a girl out for months now, but what if she says no?

You: "Too bad. Oh well, I'll see you Monday at school. Bye."
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#30
Quote by TEK34
-Take things too hard. I don't care if it's a playground joke, I get ridiculously down if someone says something mean about me.
-I'm paranoid. Someone's laughing, they looked at me too, therefore, they ARE laughing at me.
-I time social occasions when everyone else is 'busy'. F*ck off are you busy.
-I have no motivation to do anything.
-No confidence. I've been meanng to ask a girl out for months now, but what if she says no?


Agreed


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#31
I know nothing of moderation. Either I go big or I don't go at all, so to speak. This gets me in trouble sometimes.
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#32
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I say ermmmm before most things I say.


This. And i'm pretty damn jumpy
#33
Quote by TEK34
-Take things too hard. I don't care if it's a playground joke, I get ridiculously down if someone says something mean about me.
-I'm paranoid. Someone's laughing, they looked at me too, therefore, they ARE laughing at me.
-I time social occasions when everyone else is 'busy'. F*ck off are you busy.
-I have no motivation to do anything.
-No confidence. I've been meanng to ask a girl out for months now, but what if she says no?

Pretty much me all over, except the last one; I usually get the courage to ask someone out then find out they have just got a new boyfriend, sometimes seconds before i ask them
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#34
Tis thread is a summary of me 70% of the time, the other 30% is kinda ok I guess???
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#36
I've lost most of the outgoing-ness that I used to have. Mainly because of my eye. I tend to avoid eye contact and/or situations where people can notice. Because of this I have a kind of social awkwardness but I try to hide it.
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#37
I need to lose weight
I need to get a job
I need to stop obsessing and stressing over little things
I need to get more than 4 hours of sleep everynight
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#38
What I hate...
Quite a lot. I hate watching pictures of myself, since I usually ruin them.
I hate hearing my own voice.
I hate the fact that I speak three different dialects and mix them up. Just sounds freaking weird.
#39
I'm too handsome for my own good.
This is not a lie. I get alot of confirmation on this but it's making me cocky.
When i walk down the streets and I see a girl that looks nice, but she doesn't notice me, I get angry.

snobby beaches
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#40
i am ugly and have zero confidence about my looks
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