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Okay I'm watching the news and they're just ranting on about Tiger Woods. Does this seem a little... I don't know stupid... I mean it's not like he died or something, he cheated on his wife almost 40 percent of Americans do that everyday. Now as I type this they say they're going out of their way to stop nude pics of Tiger by making laws and stuff to stop it. I think it is all VERY retarted. I mean we got people dying over there in Iraq everyday and they're getting not half as much credit as Tiger Woods. On top of all of this he isn't really the most FAMOUS person any way. Now if Obama or Bush cheated on their wives THEN we'd have an issue, but no this is just a golfer. Really!!! Also laws to ban pics of Tiger what about Britanny, Paris, Kim and those people where were their laws when every pervert in america was... Well let's not go that far. Anyway I'm done preaching.
#2
Because they're all women. No one wants to see a male golfer naked. Now Paris..
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#6
Quote by fishstickrocker
I don't know stupid... I mean it's not like he died or something, he cheated on his wife almost 40 percent of Americans do that everyday. Now as I type this they say they're going out of their way to stop nude pics of Tiger by making laws and stuff to stop it. I think it is all VERY retarted.


Retarted.
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#7
because people don't wanna hear about the war or the health care plan anymore.
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#9
A black guy cheated? well I never!
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#12
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Yep, it's true. I'll continue to use that logic.
TS, 1 in 3 men are gay. Suck my dick?
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#13
If I nailed all the females on UG I certainly hope you guys would talk about me for a week or two.
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#15
Because they decided to hate the playa, instead of the game, instead of vice versa, like they should.


Bad media, bad!

*hits media with rolled up magazine*
#17
Quote by Jackal58
If I nailed all the females on UG I certainly hope you guys would talk about me for a week or two.

All 5 of them? Nah, that's not much.

However, the fact that you were able to nail anything...that is worth talking about
#19
Quote by Jackal58
If I nailed all the females on UG I certainly hope you guys would talk about me for a week or two.

If you nailed Fassa then THAT would be worth talking about.
In a kind of, 'YOU'RE NOT MY SON ANY MORE!' kind of way.
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#20
Well, I read somewhere on here that he is the master of "poontang".

So, I suppose respect must be given to the master of "poontang" for a certain amount of time.
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#21
tiger woods has been in the news for cheating on his wife?

when did this happen?

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#22
Quote by crazy8rgood
Because they decided to hate the playa, instead of the game, instead of vice versa, like they should.


Bad media, bad!

*hits media with rolled up magazine*


*Sigh* *Sigh*
#23
Because they have to talk about something.
Also, his wife is extremely attractive, so as long as they keep showing her, who cares?
#24
Quote by Jackal58
If I nailed all the females on UG I certainly hope you guys would talk about me for a week or two.


If you did that, we'd be talking about it for months...


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#26
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All 5 of them? Nah, that's not much.

However, the fact that you were able to nail anything...that is worth talking about

Prick.
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#27
No I don't really think his wife is attractive considering she's extremely hostile, hence, golfclub wailing on you. However guy who said he nailed all those UG tricks I'm not sure if that was just plain stupid or a dick move.
#28
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I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH MY FIST OF FURY!




Oh, and his count is now up to like, 10 for chicks he's had an affair with.
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#32
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slow news week. what else are they going to run stories on?


I could think of alot more than half hours worth of news.
#33
A combination of:

Being one of the best sportsmen on the planet
+
Being black
+
Sex sells (multiple women is always good too)


= Media frenzy
#35
Quote by Hybrid_Xer0
A combination of:

Being one of the best sportsmen on the planet
+
Being black
+
Sex sells (multiple women is always good too)


= Media frenzy

Funny, I've not heard mention of him being black at all during this blitz.
Think Woopi Goldberg is gonna give him a medal THIS time?
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#36
Quote by GaijinFoot
Funny, I've not heard mention of him being black at all during this blitz.
Think Woopi Goldberg is gonna give him a medal THIS time?

She's probably already given him a little sumpin' sumpin'
Nudge nudge.
Wink wink.
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#37
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I killed your face.


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#38
Quote by Jackal58
She's probably already given him a little sumpin' sumpin'
Nudge nudge.
Wink wink.

Gross.
It'd be like having sexy with a boxing glove from the 1950's

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Last edited by GaijinFoot at Dec 14, 2009,
#39
Quote by skaterskagg1
Because they have to talk about something.
Also, his wife is extremely attractive, so as long as they keep showing her, who cares?

Yeah she is.
#40
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Yeah she is.


OMG! Why would someone cheat on that!?!?!
she.. is... Perky.
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