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#1
Here's how I see it:

I need money and am presently in a relationship, but should this end I would consider it. I like sex and am told I am good at it, these male escort agencies do exist and cater for lady clients. I won't tell you which agency this is for, but they only provide sex is with consent from both parties and is not complusory.

There's **** all jobs going, might as well do something worthwhile. I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like in this relationship anyway.

So, pit, how judge ye my morals?
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#5
the girls won't likely be attractive.
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#7
just make sure to make the most of your STD's
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#8
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the girls won't likely be attractive.



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#9
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I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like in this relationship anyway.




TS is a sex-cat and we should bow down to his gigantic penis because we are guitar nerds and he is our better.

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the girls won't likely be attractive.


as an attractive...
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#10
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the girls won't likely be attractive.


Oh, that's likely.

But they will foot £100 an hour...
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#11
You do realize that you'll only get the fat and old. The grils that can get laid for free dont hire escorts.
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#14
Go for it.


I'd do it if I had the body.
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#17
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You'll make more money if you accept both male and female clients. Ever heard of gay for pay?

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#18
You are the awesomest person ever hahaha

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#19
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Oh, that's likely.

But they will foot £100 an hour...


would you have sex with your grandma for £100 an hour? just something to consider.
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#21
Sounds like a good idea, actually. Still, condoms seem necessary, as long as plastic-wrapping your tongue, or something of that nature (it'd feel weird, but I'm guessing that herpes feels worse).
#23
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When Mommy said, "you're good at everything you do, as long as you put your mind to it" I don't think she assumed you would be using it to convince yourself to be a prostitute.
#24
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You'll make more money if you accept both male and female clients. Ever heard of gay for pay?

Dear Holy Katana,
Ive been trying to figure out what the hell that picture is on your avatar that only flashes for 1/12 of a second, after staring for a good minute Ive decided its an upside down V, and Im gonna go get on with my life now.

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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

#25
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would you have sex with your grandma for £100 an hour? just something to consider.


Yes. It would pay for itself, in that sense.
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#26
Quote by Hungry Freak
Here's how I see it:

I need money and am presently in a relationship, but should this end I would consider it. I like sex and am told I am good at it, these male escort agencies do exist and cater for lady clients. I won't tell you which agency this is for, but they only provide sex is with consent from both parties and is not complusory.

There's **** all jobs going, might as well do something worthwhile. I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like in this relationship anyway.

So, pit, how judge ye my morals?


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#27
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Id prolly pay you $15 to give me a rusty trombone, if you are interested?

Pound Sterling only please mate.
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#28
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Unless you live in Nevada that is definitely illegal.

First of all, escorts are technically legal, since they use a loophole. Anyway, the guy's in the UK, so that's not applicable anyway.
#29
well, 100 an hour is pretty awesome even if you have to **** the un- ****able. you could try the porn industry. its alot easier on guys then women
#30
Do it. I would. why not? You don't have to have sex... that's the best part, you just get more money if you do.

And you're bound to get one hot girl at some point. I'd totally be an escort.
#31
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Any non-yeti looking woman can go to a bar, show some tit and find a drunk baffoon to Shazam the hell out of her. The only women you will receive will be the wives of politicians (loaded with HIV) or Yeti women.

Enjoy that.

YAAAAYYYY for yeti women!! They're pretty good on top, but their Sasquatchian aunt's are the one's to go to for some head.

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#32
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Hello Tiger Woods,how's it going?

It actually seems to fit in perfectly with TS's situation!
#33
i may give a try on a whim
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#34
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Do it. I would. why not? You don't have to have sex... that's the best part, you just get more money if you do.

And you're bound to get one hot girl at some point. I'd totally be an escort.

Yes, it's compensated dating as they'd say in Japan: money for time together doing whatever, not necessarily sex
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#35
Send me a picture of yourself naked. I've hired my fair share of escorts and I can give you an accurate evaluation.
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#36
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Any non-yeti looking woman can go to a bar, show some tit and find a drunk baffoon to Shazam the hell out of her. The only women you will receive will be the wives of politicians (loaded with HIV) or Yeti women.

Enjoy that.

This. **** that.
#37
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Send me a picture of yourself naked. I've hired my fair share of escorts and I can give you an accurate evaluation.

This is the internet. I'm not an idiot
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#38
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This is the internet. I'm not an idiot

Exactly. This is serious business.
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I think white people are better than black people.
While this statement is kinda racist and straightforward, it does have many FACTS to back it up lolz.

#40
Quote by Hungry Freak
Here's how I see it:

I need money and am presently in a relationship, but should this end I would consider it. I like sex and am told I am good at it, these male escort agencies do exist and cater for lady clients. I won't tell you which agency this is for, but they only provide sex is with consent from both parties and is not complusory.

There's **** all jobs going, might as well do something worthwhile. I'm not getting laid as much as I'd like in this relationship anyway.

So, pit, how judge ye my morals?
I giggled for some reason.

Oh, and do it, just make sure that you can't be forced not to use protection. you don't wanna gunk up your junk, do you?
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