#1
This thread is for posting different lyrics to common holiday songs, usually dealing with a theme. When you post, please give the name of the song that the lyrics go to.

This idea came up when my chemistry teacher gave us a paper with a bunch of holiday songs with lyrics about chemistry in them instead of the regular ones. Eventually I came up with my own christmas chemisry song:

Set to We Wish You A Merry Christmas:

Oh,
We wish you an s 2 p 6
We wish you an s 2 p 6
We wish you an s 2 p 6
And a happy valence

The alkali earths
Do hate electrons
By bonding with a halogen
They can make some ions


Let's get writing!
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#4
We wish you a merry christmas

We wish you weren't pregnant
We wish you weren't pregnant
We wish you weren't pregnant
You're a dirty whore
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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#5
Tom Cruise the Scientologist
Thought aliens were in our brains
And if you ever saw them
You would know that your insane
All of the other religions
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tom Cruise
Join any religious games
Then one foggy christmas eve
Santa came to say
Tom cruise with your ideas so blind
Im gonna kill you from behind
Then all the other religions loved Santa
As they shouted out with glee
Tom Cruise the Scientologist
Why are you in this story


My friend and I made a bunch. I'll post more later
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
#6
Quote by rockingamer2
This thread is for posting different lyrics to common holiday songs, usually dealing with a theme. When you post, please give the name of the song that the lyrics go to.

This idea came up when my chemistry teacher gave us a paper with a bunch of holiday songs with lyrics about chemistry in them instead of the regular ones. Eventually I came up with my own christmas chemisry song:

Set to We Wish You A Merry Christmas:

Oh,
We wish you an s 2 p 6
We wish you an s 2 p 6
We wish you an s 2 p 6
And a happy valence

The alkali earths
Do hate electrons
By bonding with a halogen
They can make some ions


Let's get writing!


oh come on
"Do hate electrons"?
youre trying too hard
#7
Quote by sporkman7
oh come on
"Do hate electrons"?
youre trying too hard


It's not that hard. I like chemistry, plus it was a way to pass time in history class.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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