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Ok, Pit, this might seem like a stupid question but plz just humor me and think about it:

If the Devil is the Prince of Evil/Darkness, then who the hell is the king?

Possible mindfu*k, I'm already confused as is. Discuss.

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#3
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Christian Plot Hole!!!!

could there be such a thing?
#10
^what? plz elaborate
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#11
Better yet, if God rewards the good and the Devil punishes the bad, why aren't they on the same side?
#12
God is the king of hell, witch means there is no heaven. So go sin.
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Christian Plot Hole!!!!

Nooo, They were going to introduce the King in the sequel to the bible.. but never got around to making it
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Better yet, if God rewards the good and the Devil punishes the bad, why aren't they on the same side?


They are. The devil IS on god's side (traditionally), but he is used to test people. More Modern Christianity teaches this duality of God vs. Satan, good vs. evil (omg who will win). In The Bible, Satan always asks God for permission to do things, yet somehow that is forgotten. All this crap about Hell and Satan falling out of Heaven (lolowned) is a recent concept. I'm sure many of you are aware of the traditional concept of Lucifer. Described as "the most beautiful angel".

Let's keep in mind, I am an atheist. Although I guess it's unnecessary to say that, considering people don't think you're into Greek religion when you discuss its mythology.
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Nooo, They were going to introduce the King in the sequel to the bible.. but never got around to making it



Now that's funny!
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Better yet, if God rewards the good and the Devil punishes the bad, why aren't they on the same side?



Actually, the way I understand it, God punishes evil by sending you to hell. And Satan was the first dude to do something evil enough for God to banhammer him. And then he just kinda.. took over hell.

Which raises the question.. Could anybody with enough ambition just takeover hell and be all "gtfo satan"?
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They are. The devil IS on god's side (traditionally), but he is used to test people. More Modern Christianity teaches this duality of God vs. Satan, good vs. evil (omg who will win). In The Bible, Satan always asks God for permission to do things, yet somehow that is forgotten. All this crap about Hell and Satan falling out of Heaven (lolowned) is a recent concept. I'm sure many of you are aware of the traditional concept of Lucifer. Described as "the most beautiful angel".

Let's keep in mind, I am an atheist. Although I guess it's unnecessary to say that, considering people don't think you're into Greek religion when you discuss its mythology.

Indeed. God is over Satan and therefor controls him.


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#21
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Indeed. God is over Satan and therefor controls him.


Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, Petrucci is God and Akerfeldt is Jesus

Edit: ^And yes, Elvis is King

And the only one that exists is Ozzy so:

HAIL OZZY!!
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#22
Satan/the devil is the prince of this world. from a religious view point (and the only view point that actually covers this stuff in depth) big explanation to follow so read on if you want

Satan was the highest angel in heaven, he decided he wanted more power and tried to overthrow God, a coup if you will. God being all knowing and all powerful knew Satan's plan and cast him and 1/3 of the angels out of heaven to be eternally separated from God. God also created hell, where Satan and his angels (now mainly known as Demons) would be sent (note that they have not been sent there yet), and once there God will seal hell off for ever and ever. Satan is also referred to in the Bible and the prince of this world, hence the name we use today, and Satan still has to ask God for permission to do anything to us human folk, just like explained in the book of Job in the new testament.


......waits to be bashed for knowing to much bible stuff.......hope this helps a bit.


nincompoop your info is a tad wrong but on the right track none the less. God and Satan were on the same side, God being pure and sinless and all Holy cannot allow himself to be near sinful creatures such as Satan back then, and cast him away, explaining more will delve way to far into bible philosophy and a open forum with many religious beliefs and opinions isn't the right place to explain. and Satan never fell out of heaven, he was cats out, the bible is very clear. but anyways, ramble ramble ramble blah blah....
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#24
Well, God is often proclaimed as the god of everything, so I assume that encompasses evil
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#26
Satan is the king of Hell, and the Antichrist is the prince

Just like how God is the king of Heaven, and Christ is the prince
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Satan is the king, and the antichrist is the prince



the anti Christ is a man possessed by Satan in the end times.
#28
according to Christian theology, neither the devil nor any other demon is the "king" of hell.

they're all on earth ****ing stuff up, and on the final day of judgement they will be in hell along with anyone who sins because it is what we have rightfully earned. And everyone has sinned, there are just the few whom have trusted in Jesus' perfect sacrifice instead of their own merit for salvation from this fate, and even they deserve Hell, but it is because of God's love and indescribably great sacrifice that they are made clean.
#29
The Devil is God's puppet

that includes Satan, Belial, Leviathan and Lucifer, the whole lot of them
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The Devil is God's puppet

that includes Satan, Belial, Leviathan and Lucifer, the whole lot of them


yep... pretty much.
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#34
As mentioned before....Elvis is king!
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#35
It doesn't say that lucifer is the PRINCE of darkness in the bible does it?
I thought that was just kind of a thing that people said
#36
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Ok, Pit, this might seem like a stupid question but plz just humor me and think about it:

If the Devil is the Prince of Evil/Darkness, then who the hell is the king?

Possible mindfu*k, I'm already confused as is. Discuss.

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Satan is a fallen angel, read Paradise lost for an excellent interpretation of the devil's story.
he has an excellent qoute "tis better to rule in hell than serve in heaven"
#37
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Actually, the way I understand it, God punishes evil by sending you to hell. And Satan was the first dude to do something evil enough for God to banhammer him. And then he just kinda.. took over hell.

Which raises the question.. Could anybody with enough ambition just takeover hell and be all "gtfo satan"?

Intriguing. I guess there's only one way to find out, right?
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#38
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Sauron.


No. Morgoth would be the Dark King. If you wanted to compare Middle Earth with Christianity then Sauron would be the Prince of Darkness (sorta) and Morgoth would be our missing king.

Read the Silmarillion.
#39
It's quite obvious. Since Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, that must make Dio the King of Darkness.
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#40
Suppose what your faith has said is essentially correct. Suppose there is a universal mind controlling everything, a god willing the behaviour of every subatomic particle. Well, every particle has an anti-particle, its mirror image, its negative side. Maybe this universal mind resides in the mirror image instead of in our universe as we wanted to believe. Maybe he's anti-god, bringing darkness instead of light.

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