#1
So one night i was out drinking with a few mates of mine and we drank a lot of alcohol. All i can remember was, I drinking with my mates and going out to a few clubs. I had no idea how i got home.
Then when i woke up in the morning I had a massive brusie on my ribs and a rarther large bandage on my leg. I didnt know how i got these injuries for about 24hrs. then my friends told me.
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#4
I'm still not sure how I sprained my thumb on my right hand. I know I picked up a large, heavy, wooden chair and threatened my lesbian friend with it (I'm gay and she told me I was going to catch AIDS and die in less than six months), and I know I punched through a wooden door. I don't know where the sprained thumb came in unless I accidentally dropped the chair and rolled my thumb.

I then went out and drank with her and her roommate the next night and had a great time. It's amazing what can be excused when alcohol is a factor.
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So one night i was out drinking with a few mates of mine and we drank a lot of alcohol. All i can remember was, I drinking with my mates and going out to a few clubs. I had no idea how i got home.
Then when i woke up in the morning I had a massive brusie on my ribs and a rarther large bandage on my leg. I didnt know how i got these injuries for about 24hrs. then my friends told me.



So how did you get the injuries?
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#6
pics or it didnt happen,


lets see these bruises
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#7
there've been many bruises and sprains that I don't remember getting even without alcohol involved. Hell, today I wasn't sure why my abs and the muscle under my chin were so sore… it was a while before I finally realized that it was obviously from the insane amount of sneezing the night before.

So of course I've had quite a few alcohol related ones… but I can't think of any good ones. mostly because I don't remember them either. fuck, now I don't remember why I got on the internet in the first place. I didn't mean to go to the pit.
#8
I was stumbling home with my friend one night. It was really icy out on the sidewalk, and she ended tripping me and we both fell. I remember her yelling at me "you broke my teeth" and I felt really bad. The next day I wake up, go down for breakfast, she is perfectly fine. I on the other hand have a gash across the bridge of my nose, and another along the side of my face.

Yeah, never let her down for that one.

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#9
I woke up in a tub of ice with a scar near my now-missing kidney.


But, honestly, I have woken up with scratches on my forearm that I have yet to figure out where they come from, but I've discovered them on me on multiple occasions.
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#10
always happens, various cuts and scrapes for which you have no explanation.
i for one once woke up with a lot of (then dried) blood on my forearm whilst having no signs of a cut of any kind. To this day i have no idea what the hell happened, legend has it an altercation with a ukrainian took place.
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So how did you get the injuries?


So apparently i was jumping in and out of trees and bushes. And then i hit a handrail of some sort.
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#13
I was recently at a party with my friend, and the next morning she realized hat her shoe had a big hole burnt through it. Funny thing is that none of us have any memory of her shoe being on fire.
#14
Once, while drunk, I got alcohol poisoning. No idea how it happened.
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#15
i woke up after a party underneath a fridge...
i had 3 broken ribs.

apparently i was trying to use it to hold me up and i pulled it down on myself
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#17
I have a chunk of bone missing from my right shin, I remember going to a mates party (we got him evicted the same night) and apparently I started playing on a swing in a park (all recorded somewhere) and came off, I flew landed face down on the ground but my shin cracked a metal bar, took a week for the footage to surace lol, all I remember is waking up in a mates living room with this massive bruise and a god awful ache on my shin.
#18
I woke up one morning with a horrific scab on my thigh, that didnt go away for about 3 and a half weeks, despite my picking at it. And it also scarred my leg. I still dont know what happened that night.
#20
I woke up with a makeshift bandage on my head and a bloodstained once. Took me about two hours of fighting a godawful hangover to remember I'd been attacked the night before but had insisted on not being taken to hospital, even though the paramedic was hot.
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#21
I know how this one happened, but it's still a cool story. My friend pushed me into a bush when I was drunk and one of the branches snapped and scratched me all up my side. The scar is still there and now it's healed up I can't feel anything on that patch of skin.