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Last night i came in to find that one of my flatmates had superglued a dildo to my mirror, at nose level

After managing to tear the thing of, it has left a rather terrible mess on my mirror of superglue and plastic and such.


Any know a good method of removing superglue?
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#3
Can we talk about dildos instead?
Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#4
Fuck me, that's weird
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#5
Take said dildo, superglue to friends forehead when asleep and then duct tape his hands up so he can't attempt to pull it off, then call him a dickhead all day long
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#9
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Pics or it didn't happen.



i'll take a pic soon of whats left on the mirror, i didnt take a photo of it still stuck on. Perhaps my flatmate did so i'll steal the photo of him if he has one.
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#11
Ok why did your friend have a dildo?
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#12
Is this your friend?



It would explain the whole sticking to a mirror incident? Also if so it wasn't superglue he licked the mirror to stick it on
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#13
single-edge razor blade cleans everything off glass.

You still have the dildo, right? Your flatmate has to sleep sometime...
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#14
what is more interesting is why your male flatmate has a dildo
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this girl like said it was all screemz so I like punched her in teh face, serves her right stupid bish, don't fukk with Pantera
#15
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Last night i came in to find that one of my flatmates had superglued a dildo to my mirror, at nose level

After managing to tear the thing of, it has left a rather terrible mess on my mirror of superglue and plastic and such.


Any know a good method of removing superglue?



what a dick!
#16
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what is more interesting is why your male flatmate has a dildo

You're just too young to understand. Let's have this talk again in a few years.
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#17
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Ok why did your friend have a dildo?



we did secret santa a few days ago and i was given a knob chair by a flatmate




i left the chair with dildo attached in the kitchen after doing myself senseless....


then when i was out for the night a flatmate took of the dildo and it was then superglued onto the mirror
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#19
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You're just too young to understand. Let's have this talk again in a few years.

lolz i iz 2 yung 2 no bout dem gayz durr hurr :P
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this girl like said it was all screemz so I like punched her in teh face, serves her right stupid bish, don't fukk with Pantera
#20
Quote by wheatmore
we did secret santa a few days ago and i was given a knob chair by a flatmate




i left the chair with dildo attached in the kitchen after doing myself senseless....


then when i was out for the night a flatmate took of the dildo and it was then superglued onto the mirror


lol
#21
Quote by wheatmore
we did secret santa a few days ago and i was given a knob chair by a flatmate


Sounds like you got shafted

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#23


works for me
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You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

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#24
You should have done your mirror like Kasia did her bunk bed, idiot.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#25
No pics????
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#26
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You should have done your mirror like Kasia did her bunk bed, idiot.


thats a good vid
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You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

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goddammit. I'm going to bed. You win good sir.

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#27
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Lol +1
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#28
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No pics????



of to do some studying nexium my dear, shall post pics when i return tonight
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#29
Rape him with the dildo. lolololololololololololololololol
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#30
probably gonna go put super glue on a mirror right now then gonna take a pic and post it
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You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

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goddammit. I'm going to bed. You win good sir.

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Haha! You got the joke! You win a cookie.
#31
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probably gonna go put super glue on a mirror right now then gonna take a pic and post it


And if you guys didn't tell him how to get it off, it would have been as funny as the original story.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#33
Make him super drunk and then when he passes out, superglue it to his ****ing head. Superglue really loves human skin to bond to thanks to the moisture.

Oh, and your friend, Google, came up with http://www.tellmehowto.net/howto/remove_superglue_702.

Enjoy.

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#34
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Make him super drunk and then when he passes out, superglue it to his ****ing head. Superglue really loves human skin to bond to thanks to the moisture.

Oh, and your friend, Google, came up with http://www.tellmehowto.net/howto/remove_superglue_702.

Enjoy.


NO!
When he passes out TS superglues both hands of his friend to his (friends) penis. So when he walks around, everyone thinks he is masturbating.
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#35
Lay the mirror on the floor then invite a girl friend over............Don't forget pics for The Pit
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#36
When are you pitmonkeys going to come to the realization of the fact that 99.5% of these stories in The Pit are complete grade A 100% bullshi? Especially when it involves something sexual, whether it be gay, like this one for example, or straight.

Just another guy trying to conjure up a story to make him feel important because he can't do it in the real world. No one would laugh at your stupid stories in real life.

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#37
^.....the fuck?

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#38
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When are you pitmonkeys going to come to the realization of the fact that 99.5% of these stories in The Pit are complete grade A 100% bullshi? Especially when it involves something sexual, whether it be gay, like this one for example, or straight.

Just another guy trying to conjure up a story to make him feel important because he can't do it in the real world. No one would laugh at your stupid stories in real life.

HAI GUYZ LET"S HAS PEEPLES SAY MEMES IN LIKE GROCERY MARKUT?

LES GO UPZ TO CASHEER AND BEE LIKE COOL STORY,BRO, ROFLCOPTER, MY PENIS IS LACTATIN





Seriously,relax kid,it isn't a big deal .

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#39
Quote by RIPLesPaul
When are you pitmonkeys going to come to the realization of the fact that 99.5% of these stories in The Pit are complete grade A 100% bullshi? Especially when it involves something sexual, whether it be gay, like this one for example, or straight.

Just another guy trying to conjure up a story to make him feel important because he can't do it in the real world. No one would laugh at your stupid stories in real life.

HAI GUYZ LET"S HAS PEEPLES SAY MEMES IN LIKE GROCERY MARKUT?

LES GO UPZ TO CASHEER AND BEE LIKE COOL STORY,BRO, ROFLCOPTER, MY PENIS IS LACTATIN

Dude calm down, it doesn't matter if the story isn't true, it's still entertaining.
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