#1
I was sitting down on the sidewalk with my friend Robbie.

Me: Hey, Robbie.
Robbie: Huh?
Me: Do you know how I know I am going to live longer than you?
Robbie: B-Because I'm fat?
Me: No...Because I am...Going to kill you.
Robbie: What!?!
#4
The thing about funny things you say when you're high, is that they're only funny...when you're high.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#6
Shit thread.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#8
Quote by neopowell
The thing about funny things you say when you're high, is that they're only funny...when you're high.

+1
#9
Quote by neopowell
The thing about funny things you say when you're high, is that they're only funny...when you're high.

....Yeah your right.
One time I was asked if I was high and I said no. They asked why both my eyes were red. I said a bee stung me. They pointed out that only one eye would be red. I said that it was an angry bee.
#10
Quote by soulflyV
Me: Wow, this Boeing is one motherfucking beast of a plane!
Hostess: Sir, please refrain from swearing, we have children aboard this flight.


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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