#1
A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8413974.stm

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Last edited by Kensai at Dec 15, 2009,
#3
The couple's lovemaking was described as 'unnatural'

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#4
she sounds like a scream

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#6
"Neighbour Rachel O'Connor said the couple sounded like they were in pain"

Maybe they were.
#9
possibly lol just when i think it is in the right situation
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#10
I didn't finish it because now I can think about is:

I wanna have sex with megaphones
Not the actual megaphone, but using it to amp moans/ecstasy noises.
Last edited by stratkat at Dec 15, 2009,
#11
hahaha thats funny

well the blonde chick is just jealous she doesnt get sex that good. lol
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#13
That picture ruins the whole story.
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#14
^ Yeah totally... I was hoping it was hot lesbians =/
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#17
If you think about it, get those two naked in the same room, and there's bound to be noise.
The noise of two people projectile vomiting in disgust at the sight of each other.
#18
Neighbour Rachel O'Connor said the couple sounded like they were in pain



Oh, and you forgot to mention the bonus Do Not Want pic. Guh.

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