#1
'Sup homies...

We have a christmas party / team meeting at work on Thursday. I don't know why, but my boss has asked that I provide an interesting fact about myself. I also need to provide an ALMOST true fact. (Example - “I have swam across the English Channel” – ALMOST TRUE – It was actually the local canal).

Since I haven't acheived much in my life, I was just going to make up an almost true fact. So I've come to the pit for some inspiration.

Go wild!
#2
Say you bum toads
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#3
You shot dimebag darell.
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#8
But you did not shoot the deputy.
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#11
You have AIDS.


Almost true, you have HIV.
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#12
In soviet Russia a prostitute had sex with you
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
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In soviet Russia a prostitute had sex with you


You utter peanut.
...In my opinion.
#15
that you rape dead amimals, then eat the remains that you cum in.
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#16
As much as I love the suggestions, they need to be a little less 'Pit-ish'. It's work. I can't tell them I sleep with hookers and have AIDS.
#17
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'Sup homies...
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'Sup
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homies...


...
Well I doubt the 'fact' must be something to leave someone in awe.
Think about your hobbies and somewhat mention your friends or family and that you like doing the same things they do, and stuff... At least it's positive.
#18
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You utter peanut.


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#19
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You shot the sheriff.


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#20
Say you have a girlfriend. Only joking, but you have a hand.


However, you have a weird boss.
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#21
Tell them once on UG you started a thread which became epic win.

Cause this thread is pretty win so far.
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#23
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Christmas ain't about Jesus
he was born some time else
They just used the 25th since some pagan festival occurred that date so

You must be an absolute gas at parties.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#25
Quote by metalheadblues
Christmas ain't about Jesus
he was born some time else
They just used the 25th since some pagan festival occurred that date so


He was actually born on the 11th of September.
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#26
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its actually true
google it!

I know it's true. Everybody knows that. I mean that bringing something like that up at a party is the lamest and most depressing and boring shit possible.
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#27
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
I know it's true. Everybody knows that. I mean that bringing something like that up at a party is the lamest and most depressing and boring shit possible.

HAHA orrrr my mistake i didn't read the thread properly
hmm at Christmas parties i wouldn't even care about stupid facts would be drunk already
just thought id share that fact didn't know much people knew
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#28
uhhh


that you like him?
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#29
I'm sorry but how is swimming across the local canal almost the same as swimming across the English channel?


On the fact thing say you had dinner with Queen Elizabeth, you probably haven't but I'm sure you have had dinner with someone named Elizabeth and (using your idea of almost) its almost the same
#30
Quote by metalheadblues
HAHA orrrr my mistake i didn't read the thread properly
hmm at Christmas parties i wouldn't even care about stupid facts would be drunk already
just thought id share that fact didn't know much people knew

Everybody here does. Your local mileage may vary.

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#31
Quote by thebaron1066
I'm sorry but how is swimming across the local canal almost the same as swimming across the English channel?


On the fact thing say you had sex with Queen Elizabeth, you probably haven't but I'm sure you have had sex with someone named Elizabeth and (using your idea of almost) its almost the same

Fixed
#32
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Fixed

Except that he probably hasn't had sex with anyone... this is the pit after all.
#33
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Except that he probably hasn't had sex with anyone... this is the pit after all.

Yes, but he does think about it a lot.
So it's almost almost true.
#37
you have sex with multiple wild animals at a time
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#38
Well so far I'm torn between eating dinner with the Queen or eating my boss's wife's sponge cake. But I need this job to fund my alcohol problem, so I might not insult him yet. I'll wait until they fire me...
#39
Quote by MagmaKoala2K
Well so far I'm torn between eating the Queen or eating my boss's wife. But I need this job to fund my alcohol problem, so I might not insult him yet. I'll wait until they fire me...


fixed.
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