#1
Come on pit, I wanna know your biggest present fail at christmas, I have just given to my GF parents a Godiva golden chocolates ( very expensive) and..... Her father is a diabetic! great fail....
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#2
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... except a diabetic coma.
#5
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... except a diabetic coma.



Lol! good one mate

That's a complete waste of money.


somewhere between 50- 60 USD....
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#7
especial?

As in, e-hug, e-marriage, e-dopting? e-special?


Was looking for E-special E-Christmas..... no, just I used the Spanish form of Special, mistaken
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#9
Quote by Adrian89
Was looking for E-special E-Christmas..... no, just I used the Spanish form of Special, mistaken

Sure you were.

OT, shame.
#10
Quote by Adrian89
Come on pit, I wanna know your biggest present fail at christmas, I have just given to my GF parents a Godiva golden chocolates ( very expensive) and..... Her father is a diabetic! great fail....
I'm diabetic and I certainly wouldn't mind getting a shitton of chocolate for christmas.



stratkat
#12
oh don't this belong on FML?
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#13
Also, a box of chocolates won't kill someone with diabetes, provided they aren't already brain-dead.



stratkat
#14
I've met a friend at university who's diabetic. She's hot. This is now the diabetes thread.
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#15
Also, a box of chocolates won't kill someone with diabetes, provided they aren't already brain-dead.


I dont really know what'll happen but.... imagine the situation: er... that's four you and your family!
- oh... great, we'll leave this here for visitors thanks...ejem....
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#16
my parents got me a drumset for christmas about 7 years ago... but only gave me the biggest tom and a symbol... then the rest of the set for my birthday 5 months later... i was so pissed, especially because during that time i quit drumming and took up guitar since i didnt have a trap set...
#18
I gave my girlfriend dick. Except it wasn't my girlfriend, and it wasn't my dick. I was doing a lot of acid that Christmas, I might have raped a vicar with a kielbasa.
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#20
YOu gave your presents to them already?

But it's not christmas yet!
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#21
Or he could just, you know, take a bit more insulin to counteract the chocolate.

He should be carb counting anyway if he's insulin dependant.
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#22
YOu gave your presents to them already?

But it's not christmas yet!


was more a way to win points than a really 25 of december present , a holiday present
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#23
Quote by metacarpi
Or he could just, you know, take a bit more insulin to counteract the chocolate.

He should be carb counting anyway if he's insulin dependant.

He might have type II diabeetus. The type that insulin doesn't do shit for.