#1
we have secret santa in two of my classes at school, but i have no idea who these people like

i need some ideas please. one is a 16 y/o guy and the other is a 17 y/o girl. nothing over $20 plz.
#3
Give the dude a condom so he can wrap her present, if you know what I mean.
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#5
Guy-Dildo
Girl-blow up doll

Then be all like
Oops! I mixed up your presents!
Introduce them, they'll like each other, and then they'll have the best secret santa gift ever thanks to you.
#6
clothes
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#8
Buy her a **** in a box, get him a fist in a box. Just don't get the two mixed up, or the results will be disastrous.
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That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#10
Scarf. Stuffed Animals. Alcohol. Coupons for back massages. You could make a "Sick-day Care Basket" and fill it with things you would want when you are sick like tissues and cough drops, chicken soup, chapstick, and whatever else you think appropiate.
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#16
gift card....i 'members one time in school i got a game of checkers, yeah
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#18
Here's what you do.
1. You cut a hole in a box.
2. You put your p***s in the box.
3. You have her open the box.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
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#19
either
wrap up 10 dollars for each of them
get them a can of generic soft drink
or a hug
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#20
I believe the unanimous vote is a dick in a box for both. Now go forth and do our bidding.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#22
How about a dick in a book invitation?
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That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#23
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How about a dick in a book invitation?

Sounds like a short read.
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#25
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Sounds like a short read.

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#26
Whens the last time you read a book that thick?
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#29
Give a grenade to one of them and the pin to the other and say "have fun."
Honeybiscuit is here.
#32
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No, I'm serious. I have no idea what to give these people

Give the girl a toilet brush and the guy a jar of horse radish.