#1
So, I'm writing in Microsoft Word. I type the word "fuck" and all of a sudden it changes to "....". This has never happened before and I'm very right now. I can type any other swear word and it will show up, except for the words "fuck", "cunt", and...get this..."piss". What's going on? Is there some profanity filter on my computer that I'm not aware of? How do I get rid of it? I can't find any information on Google.


TL;DR: What the .... is this shit?
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#2
I dunno but your username seems to fit the situation well
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#3
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#4
Stop using profanity or I won't take you out for ice cream, young man.
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#5
It seems obvious, Mr.Fail, that you are indeed living up to your name. Congratulations. On that note, jizz on the keyboard and pray that it helps.
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#6
LuckyBoys, that's a smart idea and all, but I can't produce jizz. Nor am I a Mr.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#8
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Have you changed the functions of your f, u, c, and k keys to periods on word?


Nope. It's not just Word though. When I type one of those words in Notepad, the letters change to ">>>>". I have no problems when writing on the internet, though.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#10
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Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#14
It seems as if the program is forcing you to think of other ways to express banal slurs.

Instead of "fuck", try using "jeepers mister", "cunt" can easily be recognized as "hooligan", and "piss" is synonymous with "urinate". Good luck!
#16
Let's all comfort TS now that we know she's a she!



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#17
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^I wanna jeepers mister your hooligan?

Doesn't quite work bud. =P

Jeepers mister! Can't a hooligan urinate these days without being called out?
#21
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Replace the word with copulation.

As an angry exclamation? COPULAAAAAAAAAAA-

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It seems as if the program is forcing you to think of other ways to express banal slurs.

Instead of "****", try using "jeepers mister", "****" can easily be recognized as "hooligan", and "piss" is synonymous with "urinate". Good luck!


I'll try.

"I'm so urinated off right now."

...well, isn't that cute.

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Yeah, I do...but I didn't realize it interfered with Word programs.


And thanks for all the hugs guys, they uh, really help in devastating trials like these.


Unrelated, if you highlight the smilie, the faces look totally asian
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#23
It would be helpful to know a few things first:

When This Started?
Computer Model?
Operating System?
Social Security Number?
Mother's Maiden Name?
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#25
I can't be bothered reading this thread so forgive if this is a repetition, but I'd suggest you look in the dictionary and have a fiddle to see if you can change the setting, if that's the source.

One question, what the hell were you writing?
#27
Someone probably messed with your autocorrect feature. Look under "Tools" at the top of your screen in Word and open "Autocorrect". There will be a section that says "Replace [box] with [another box]". If I'm correct, someone went in there and made it replace those naughty words with periods. Simply undo them and you should be fine.
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#31
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Unrelated, if you highlight the smilie, the faces look totally asian


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#32
I was writing an angry rant.

Thanks for the ideas guys

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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#34
Maybe you should take the hint and shut up.




Or stop swearing.

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#35
Are you in China by any chance?

If not, try going to options and disabling autocorrect.
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#36
Heh, I love how utterly pointless a filter that would be. Because we all know some people would be horribly offended if they wrote "fuck" and it actually appeared on their screen.
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Last edited by whalepudding at Dec 16, 2009,