#1
Peter Pan, because he'd be hauled away by the feds for abducting children.

The Count Of Monte Cristo, because of forensic evidence.

Misery, because Paul Sheldon would have GPS n shit.
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#2
The 7 dwarves would have gang-raped Snow White.

Sleeping Beauty would have been on life support until the prince grew too old to care for her and pulled the plug.
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#4
The ones about walking on water, feeding thousands with a couple of fish and the one about turning your wife into a pillar of salt.

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#5
Pretty much anything from Genesis forward
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#6
Anything with the Famous Five, because they'd all be smoking pot and playing X-box rather than going on adventures.
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#7
I don't think that GPS would have stopped a slightly intoxicated Paul Sheldon sliding off the road in adverse weather conditions.
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#8
Beauty And The Beast would now just be about Gary Glitter and his victims
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#9
IT.

The opening scene, particularly. Science now knows that all clowns are peadophiles, even 6-year olds know this, so I'm pretty sure that kid would stay the hell from that storm drain.

And who the fuck plays with balloons anymore?
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#10
King Kong.


Homeland security would be all over that shit
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#11
cinderella, fairy godmother would've been arrested on drug charges, fraud, and trespassing.

prince would get in trouble for stalking and receive a restraining order


the little mermaid - for obvious reasons


goldilocks and the three bears - park ranger would've picked her up for attempting to invade and damage the habitat of a threatened species
#12
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The 7 dwarves would have gang-raped Snow White.

Sleeping Beauty would have been on life support until the prince grew too old to care for her and pulled the plug.


I'd like to see that in the Brothers Grimm
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#13
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#15
The good Samaritan. The Jew wouldn't have survived a gunshot wound for that long.
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#16
A walk by the river.


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